San Antonio, TX – Monday By Joshua Mauldin In an effort to streamline the courting process for men who confuse self-hatred with selfless devotion, a San Antonio-based startup launched the dating application Savior this morning. “With Savior, men searching for relationships that...

From Box Office Mojo. Star Trek Into Darkness *beamed to the top of the box office this weekend with a domestic take of $84M. Not a bad showing, though expectations were tracking a little closer to $100M. The knee jerk reaction here is to blame the lack of a strong villain in the marketing...

New Wu-Tang??? Wanna hear it?  Here it go: The track Execution in Autumn, including verses from Inspectah Deck, RZA, U-God and Raekwon comes from the new album A Better Tomorrow, expected to drop before the end of the year. But that’s not all, the reunion continues.  Wu-Tang Clan will...

You take an arcade game, add a hamburger-making chef in a kitchen gone wild, and you’ve got yourself hours of guaranteed fun!  BurgerTime, the 80s arcade classic still entertains in the 21st century and has players lining up for seconds! BurgerTime, created by Data East, was released in 1982...

Pittsburgh, PA – Friday By Joshua Mauldin The sociology department at Carnegie Mellon University announced this morning that they have awarded 64-year-old Pittsburgh resident Margaret Sanders an honorary Ph.D. in Negative Marital Observance. “We’re convinced that no human...

Lexington P. Monoclesworth leads the crew of the Starship Enterprise into darkness…for a while. Another solid summer blockbuster, what gives? Either I’m going soft (ahem) or this year is starting off rather pleasantly. Spoiler Alert 2/3rds in but marked appropriately. Be a...

I’m always saying we should be way embarrassed about what we’re putting out in space for other civilizations to find, and I think this xkcd comic totally backs me. Be a...

Can you tell I’m super-excited about having seen three whole summer movies already? Here’s yet another spoiler-rific parody– this time Tony Stark covers Justin Timberlake with “Suits that Fly.” However awesome you think this is going to be, I’m telling you...

Chicago, IL – Thursday By Joshua Mauldin After a ten year study of feline behavior, Veterinarian Genesis Allen, concluded this morning that cats who won’t defecate in their litter boxes are punishing their owners for reasons only they understand. “You may have cuddled with...

So wish this seat was a real thing you could by as opposed to just a design concept. Find out more at designer Bruno Marques’ website. [h/t LikeCool]   Be a...

This post is going to be weak and I’ll tell you why. Network television during the summer is weak. A lot of your favorites are probably returning, but if you’re like me, they cost extra.  Cable has by far the better options, but the networks are still trying. This summer, each...

File this clever duplication Beyonce medley video under “Fills me with glee.” [h/t Jezebel]   Be a...

New York, NY – Wednesday By Joshua Mauldin Amidst protests from anti-normal-shaming groups, Rochester Big & Tall CEO Marco Jorello remains steadfast in both his company’s image and business model. During an interview with The Portly Register, Jorello admitted that his company...

Not exactly, but before James was caught AWOL by the Navy, they were briefly in a band together called The Mynah Birds. The ironically titled single It’s My Time is one of the great lost Motown treasures from the 60′s. Be a...

Jenny Parks, the illustrator behind Dr. Meow is back with Kitty Avengers. In other news, Jenny Parks is freaking awesome! [via i09] Be a...

This video of Katie Perry prior to the lady-smooching, cherry Chapstick fiasco has been around a while but I just discovered it so shut up. Circa 2002, Perry’s performing what I assume is a song entitled Search Me on the self-proclaimed Christian Trinity Broadcasting Network. As someone...

As a mother of three, the thought of having this many hands on deck for child-raising fills my heart with glee. Although, I think in this non-mom-written case, the mom character might be saying “this is awesome” at the end of this HISHE alternative ending for another reason. [via...

Writer/Director Noah Baumbach sat down with Marc Maron to discuss his new film Frances Ha, as well as forgotten gem Kicking and Screaming and minor masterpiece The Squid and the Whale. For fans of Baumbach’s “adults dealing with prolonged adolescence” like myself, it’s...

Mountain View, CA – Tuesday By Joshua Mauldin Google announced this morning that image searches for stills from the 1998 made-for-television movie Gia have increased exponentially over the last twelve hours. The film, based on the life of troubled model Gia Carangi, was relatively...

Deviantartist spicystewdemon, reimagines Disney characters as prom picture-takers and it is AWESOME. Click through to The Mary Sue to see even more Disney Prom Pictures, including ones for the Rescuers and the Hunchback and Esmerelda. [h/t The Mary Sue] Be a...