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Ask Dr. Miro: Keeping the Sexy Over Long Distance [What you Didn’t Learn in Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro,

My girlfriend is going to Europe on business for THREE MONTHS and I am freaking out. I want to do something really special for her before she leaves and wonder what I should do. I love her so much, but am nervous she won’t remember everything we’ve had together, these past five years, while she is out of the country. There is no way I can afford to go visit her and this is a long time. Please help!

Future Lonely Guy

Dear FLG,

Separation is always difficult, but if you are planning on spending a long time with this person, three months is really nothing in the scheme of things. Sounds like you should plan a lovely evening with your True Love in which you give her items to remember you by. This can involve a special pair of panties that will remind her of you each time she dons them, a favorite meal and perhaps a mixed CD of music that will make your girlfriend absolutely melt in thoughts about you every time she plays it. The second thing that comes to mind is how you two need to get on the Skype wagon so that you can have video chats with each other. Maintaining that real time eye contact is crucial in any long-term arrangement.

A good step to take is to order one of those make your own dildo molds: One evening before your Sexy Jetsetter leaves, tell her you have an arts and crafts project with which you need her assistance. Then she can actually take your Hard Member to Europe! This should be a lot of fun. She will be able to think of you and all the sexy times you have had (and will have) together for years to come.  This will mean a lot to your Special Lady Friend AND it will enable you to rest assured that the only penis she is inserting into any of her available openings is YOURS.

It is important that you keep in mind Big Picture stuff. Perhaps this time apart will be exactly what is needed to propel your relationship to the “next level”. Have you told her how much she means to you? More importantly, have you shown her by hearing what she is saying and responding appropriately? This means so much more to the women folk than you could even imagine.

Having faith in each other is going to be a big part of the next three months, as well. Trust that you will be capable of managing on your own without in-person time for these moments. Understand and accept that your GF will return to YOU. Allow this knowledge to propel your belief in each other.

Right now I suggest you two learn how to express your erotic feelings verbally, since you will not be able to do so in person. This is where the Skype comes in. It’s certainly not just for catching up on the weather and showing off new shoes… Keep your eyes on the prize – three months is a mere droplet in your lifetime! Communication of everything is going to be put to the test, but I think you will be able to handle it. Yes, it will be hard, but so will her personalized dildo that she’ll be using over video chat with you – and that is going to be an awful lot of fun!

Lust & Happiness,
Dr. Miro

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