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Ask Dr. Miro: Organic Jill Off [What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro,

If I use bananas or veggies to masturbate with, does it matter if they are organic?


From,
Miss Chiquita


Dear MC,

Here is a good rule of thumb: never insert anything into yourself that you would not put in your mouth. Yes, different things comes out of different orifices but seriously, you know what your body needs better than anybody else.

Helpful Hint: If you are concerned about the quality of your edible Jill-Off materials, use a condom!

Lust & Happiness,
Dr. Miro

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