![Nobody Could Possibly Have This Much to Say (I Don’t Mean Me- I’m Talking About SportsCenter) [California Seething]](http://fierceandnerdy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Cal-Seething-May-6-Sportscenter-450x180.jpg)
Real Grown-Ups watch the news in the morning. They eat their bran cereal and take their multivitamins and shake their heads gravely as blandly attractive idiots on TV tell them with a smile that the world is a violent horrible mess, but the weather at the beach will be great this weekend! (the UV Index will be high in the Valley, though, so parents, keep you kids inside! Protect them from the dangers of sunlight, peanuts, germs and human contact, and make sure they grow up to be safe, healthy sociopaths. I shouldn’t single out parents, though. We’re all responsible for the next generation; it takes a village to alienate a school shooter.)...
![A Tale of Two Cities That Both Kind of Suck [California Seething]](http://fierceandnerdy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/CalSeeApril22NBA-222x180.jpg)
A Tale of Two Cities...
posted by Eric Sims
New Introduction- April 22, 2013 (you can also just read this part. I won’t be hurt. I swear. You bastard.) This past weekend. the NBA Playoffs started off with a bang! By which I don’t mean that there was a horrible terrorist attack during a playoff game but rather that there were a...
![If You Want Your Life to Mean Something- Don’t Watch THE FOLLOWING [California Seething]](http://fierceandnerdy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Cal-Seething-April-8-The-Following.jpg)
If You Want Your Lif...
posted by Eric Sims
OK- I’ve got a question for you: Do you watch The Following on Fox, starring Kevin Bacon? If you answered “yes” – then I’ve got a follow up question: What is the absolute worst show that you currently watch on television? If you didn’t answer “Why, The Following on Fox, starring Kevin Bacon,...
![Obama’s Guide to Passover. You’re Welcome. [California Seething]](http://fierceandnerdy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Cal-Seething-March-25-Obama.jpg)
Obama’s Guide ...
posted by Eric Sims
This past week, Obama took his first ever trip to Israel and, in order to ensure that he never, ever, ever wants to come back, the King David Hotel in Jerusalem made him keep Kosher for Passover even though the holiday doesn’t officially start til today. This was partially because the...
![Late, Loud and Unacceptably Dressed: My Unlikley Love Affair with Downton [California Seething]](http://fierceandnerdy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Richie-Rich-Wallpaper.jpg)
Late, Loud and Unacc...
posted by Eric Sims
Aaah, Downton Abbey and me. A love story no Netflix algorithm could have predicted. For one thing, I hate the rich. From Mitt Romney to Ritchie Rich and every Kardashian in between- they can all go fuck off and die and not leave me anything cause they’re bastards and don’t know me so I hate...
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