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Mo’ Problems Getting Mo’ Money [Horror Stories]
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May16

Mo’ Problems Getting Mo’ Money [Horror...

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Any tips on how I can get a raise? The 2% they’ve been giving me every year is not enough. I was looking on salary.com and it says I should be making thousands more than I am. How do I get them to pay me what I’m worth? –I Deserve More Dear More, You’ve been getting 2% every year? Wow, lucky you! Since the economy exploded a few years ago, I think it would be difficult to find many people out there who have been getting steady increases every year. I think most who are employed are grateful to have a job and most who aren’t employed just really hate you right now. Here’s a universal truth for you: EVERY employee thinks they are...

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Leave Your Damn Stupid Dog at Home (Please!) [HorroR Stories]
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Apr16

Leave Your Damn Stup...

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Dear Madam HR, I want to bring my dog to work, but my HR Department won’t let me. Why are they so mean? Dog Lover Yo Dog, Thanks Google—thanks for creating all these fun and friendly workplaces with all sorts of crazy perks like laundry machines and free food. Oh, and thanks too for telling...

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What’s the Fun of Being Exempt if I Can’t Take Off in the Middle of the Day? [HorroR Stories]
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Apr02

What’s the Fun...

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Dear Mme. HR, I have a chronic health condition which requires me to see doctors regularly during the day. My boss is totally unsympathetic and even though I’m supposed to be exempt, she’s trying to make me track all these appointments as sick hours. Do I have to do that? I thought being...

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My Boss Snorts Cocaine in the Bathroom, Why Won’t They Fire Him? [HorroR Stories]
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Mar05

My Boss Snorts Cocai...

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Dear Madame HR, I work for a small (about 50 employees) company that is an internet startup. The majority of our staff are phone sales reps, of which I am one, who report to “John” the VP of Sales. About a month ago, I walked into the men’s room and saw John, doing what looked an awful lot...

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How to Train Your Crazy Employee (Hint: Buy Some Snausages) [HorroR Stories]
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Feb19

How to Train Your Cr...

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Dear Mme HR, I am a manager and I have about 10 people reporting to me. Most of my employees are great. I have one employee, though, who is really good at her job, but she is crazy. When I say “crazy” I mean that she is almost impossible to deal with. None of my other employees, or managers,...

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