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Tall Glass of Shame: FAME!

May 14, 2009 10 Comments

. a blogumn by Zack Bunker Remember. Remember. Remember. Remember….. FAME! Who doesn’t want to live forever, raise your hands… Okay, you in the back row can leave the room, the rest of you stay. This week we’re gonna have a nice little chat and I’ve found some fun video material for us to watch [...]

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A Tall Glass of Shame: We Are (Hysterical) Pork Products

Apr 30, 2009 14 Comments

. a blogumn by Zack Bunker Birth Notice Los Angeles, CA – April 24th 2009. Mass Hysteria American Today a baby boy by the name of Mass Hysteria was brought into the world by Dr. Media and passed into the loving arms of parents Jane and Joe American. He weighed 8.6 million metric tons and [...]

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Tall Glass of Shame: Music Is (Literally) My Life

Apr 17, 2009 6 Comments

. a blogumn by Zack Bunker Alright kids… I have a few habits that I don’t think need breaking. A. I like to sing at the top of my lungs in the car especially to crappy or cheesy music… B. I like to dance like a fool when nobody is watching to old music videos [...]

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Tall Glass of Shame: I Still Get Nervous and Distrustful

Apr 02, 2009 Comments Off

. a blogumn by Zack Bunker This whole April Fools week always gets me thinking about pranks and the giggles and pain they always induce. That reminiscing usually brings about my need to look through all those hilarious videos of models falling, anchormen hitting their heads etc. So I figured to even the score, as [...]

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Tall Glass of Shame: LED Wee!

Mar 19, 2009 8 Comments

. a blogumn by Zack Bunker Alright kids, lets talk a bit about the technology of light and how it can be fun… haven’t hooked you with that opener have I? Damn… ok well what if I said that tiny little lamps could create trippy imagery that would blow your mind? Well maybe now you’re [...]

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Tall Glass of Shame: The Best Drag Race Ever

Mar 05, 2009 8 Comments

. a blogum by Zack Bunker Alright kids, let’s talk Drag Queens! If you have any kind of expanded cable package, and it includes the LOGO channel, then you BETTER be watching “RuPaul’s Drag Race!” I had put off actually taking in an episode of this show for a few weeks, but my curiosity got [...]

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Tall Glass of Shame: TruckNutz

Feb 19, 2009 16 Comments

. a blogumn by Zack Bunker Do you ever personify anything in your life? Do you chat with the kitty and truly imagine them as a human counterpart? Now what about inanimate objects? Have you ever named your car? Have you imagined your car having its bad days and somehow responding to your needs like [...]

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Tall Glass of Shame: Christian Bale is Creepy (and Super Fun!)

Feb 05, 2009 6 Comments

. a blogumn by Zack Bunker In the modern age it is safe to assume that at any given moment we are possibly being recorded or photographed. Is it scary for me to say that? I know what you’re thinking…. “Oh jeeze another conspiracy theorist who’s read 1984 one too many times and is trying [...]

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Tall Glass of Shame: America’s Shining Moments

Jan 22, 2009 2 Comments

. a blogumn by Zack Bunker So this week has marked a very historic moment in our country’s history as we all know. It has been filled with televised coverage 24/7 of everything about the inauguration, who wore what to which ball etc… Now I’m waiting for the “change” like everyone else with a sense [...]

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Tall Glass of Shame: My Latest Ex

Jan 08, 2009 2 Comments

. a blogumn by Zack Bunker I’ll begin with a quote: “I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.” -Johnny Carson Yup, that about sums it up for me, but alas I finally buckled down and have stopped smoking. [...]

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