Buy Me This: Mortlach 70 [Mmm, Whisky…]

Some days You just need a good drink, and if you don’t mind spending the same money as buying a Honda, $15,200 you can drink this.

This is the world’s oldest whisky, but they say it’s surprisingly spry, with a slightly sweet start, a long finish, and notes of dried fig and smoky tobacco throughout. Plus, it comes in a display-worthy package. I wouldn’t know “what they say” is true though, because there is no way I could afford this. But if you do end up buying it, please let us know what you think.