Archive for Clark Perry

Watch This On Your Next Nerd Date: Christmas Specials

Dec 12, 2008 4 Comments

. A blogumn by Clark Perry Dang, did Thanksgiving fall late this year or what? Hell, it nulled and voided my birthday, which usually follows it by a week. Damn you, pilgrims! We’re all feeling the crunch this year. There are simply too many holiday parties jammed into a three-week time frame. This morning I [...]

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Listen To This Before Your Next Nerd Date: Yma Sumac

Nov 14, 2008 4 Comments

. A blogumn by Clark Perry DATE WITH AN INCAN PRINCESS If you’re on a date, never talk too much about someone else. I date women (sorry, boys) and lemme tell ya, you certainly can spend too much time talking up other women. Doesn’t matter who it is: your dearly departed mom, your sweet sister [...]

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Nerd Date: Choosing the Right Horror Movie For Your Halloween Nerd Date

Oct 31, 2008 15 Comments

. A blogumn by Clark Perry You might think horror movies aren’t suitable for dates, especially if you’re just getting to know somebody. After all, you want yourself and your companion to feel comfortable, safe, and socially engaged at all times. Nothing can throw you off your game like the unexpected sight of an exploding [...]

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Read This Before Your Next Nerd Date: The Accidental Time Machine

Oct 17, 2008 1 Comment

. A blogumn by Clark Perry Time and Again What would you do if you had a time machine? It’s a great question to ask a date if you wanna really get to know somebody. The question always gets turned back on you, so be ready. And if I’m having a good time with someone, [...]

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Listen To This Before Your Next Nerd Date: The Ting Tings

Sep 25, 2008 2 Comments

. A blogumn by Clark Perry Face it, dates can be awkward. You’re going to spend a few hours with someone you may not know at all. Your desire to feel comfortable and make your date feel the same might just backfire. Maybe they’re as self-conscious as you are. You want to hurry up and [...]

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Watch This Before Your Next Nerd Date: The Watchman Trailer

Sep 11, 2008 6 Comments

. A bloghum by Clark Perry Getting you properly prepared on Thursday for your date on Friday, Saturday or Sunday If you’re not a nerd, chances are you’ll date someone who is. Relax. I’m here to help. Contrary to popular belief,nerds have always been pretty good at dating. We just had to keep it under [...]

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