1. The Pole Package Live audience vote-in competition to find the best exotic dancer in the country. Ex-Playboy playmate and reality television superstar Kendra Wilkinson, famed dancer turned actor Mikhail Baryshnikov and zany comedic personality Rosie O’Donnell bring multiple viewpoints and a range of show business experience to the judges’ table. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll spend $10 for a Diet Coke! Image Credit: Pole Fitness Congleton Cheshire   2. A Pole Lotta Love A concurrently airing spin-off of The Pole Package following a former/current contestant’s search for true love. Each...

Before we get into this weekend’s procrastination, I’d like to bid a very fond farewell to our top nerd, Amy Robinson. Our Blogumnist Editor is stepping back from FaN to concentrate on finishing her book, but she will still be with us in spirit, comments, and her own blogumn, “Tall Drink of Nerd.” Thank you so very much, dearest Amy, for the last two years. We will miss you terribly. And, please extend a hearty welcome to our new Blogumnist Editor, Joshua Mauldin. Josh is awesome in every way, and we’re beyond happy to have him on the team. And, one last change, I’ve got a second fiction book, THE AWESOME...

Well, your first nominee for the worst day of the  year has to happen sometime, and that time was this past Tuesday for me. It started out with me getting into a costly early morning, insurance-raising car accident with an egg truck (yes, seriously, I managed to get hit by a truck carrying eggs), and ended with my MIL getting taken to the hospital for what turned out to be congestive heart failure. Everyone’s safe and back at home now, but man, what a sucky week. So since we can’t share a drink, let’s share some procrastination balm. 1. The screen grabs of what happened after a popular comedian sent out this tweet are...