With this $8 cardboard box for the Crib Dribbler, a product that purports to the perfect baby feeding system: With the Crib Dribblerfeeding system, baby will have the alone time it needs and its parents can enjoy some quiet time without having to tend to a hungry baby. You can put the real gift inside and then wait for your “I was horrified, then I laughed so hard” thank you card. [via...

Happy Holidays! This image is also available for $25 in T-shirt form. So many magical things happening this season… [via Fashionably...

Wait, you STILL haven’t picked out all your holiday gifts yet??? Here’s some round-ups from Fashionably Geek. You’ll surely find something for the nerd(s) on your...

Try this $24.99 guitar pick punch, which turns just about anything thick enough (like old credit cards) into a guitar pick. Here are the deets: DIY Guitar Pick Punch Never be without a guitar pick again – just punch your own! Can punch a variety of materials – up to 0.9mm thick! Punch a few slimmer picks and glue them together for a truly custom pick experience. Pick Dimensions: similar to a 351 style picks – approx. 1.1875″ (30mm) x 1.0625″ (25.5mm) Punch Dimensions: approx. 6″ x 1.25″ x 4.25″ [via...

Seriously, how clever are these Lid Sids? They’re designed to help your pans let off steam in the cutest (if slightly macabre) way possible. And they’re only $14,99! [via...

You can’t go wrong with this $80 Slayer Christmas sweater, which makes you wish that all metal bands would start producing Christmas sweaters. Looking at you Rammstein! [via Fashionably...

I’m once again not sending out cards this year. Are you? If so, you’re better than me, but the geeky girl behind these nerdy Christmas cards is better than both of us, so there! [via The Mary...

Obviously, you want to gift her with FEMINIST RYAN GOSLING; Feminist Theory from Your Favorite Sensitive Movie Dude. I mean who wouldn’t appreciate...

I know this T-shirt will be a hit, because I’m a hipster, and as soon as I saw these super-intense unicorn shirts, I imagined myself wearing one under a blazer or leather jacket like every day for rest of my life. [via Fashionably...

…I mean really loves it to the point that he has no problem going around town smelling like his favorite pork product. For that guy, there’s this $14.99 Bacon Shaving Cream. Yeah, I’m pretty appalled this exists, too, and even moreso by the reports that it’s flying off the shelf. [via The...

Just in case you were wondering how to physically give an eBook, Slate has some ideas for...

I think we all have a friend like this on our list, right? And I think he’ll more than appreciate these Star Trek uniform footie pajamas. Get ’em at JumpinJammerz.com for $64.99. [via Fashionably...

Perfect for your nerdy tea drinking secret santa giftee. And it’s only $12. Nice! [via...

I know a lot of you, like me, often get depressed about the prospect of vacationing in space within our lifetimes, for people within our income brackets. But that doesn’t mean we can’t sleep under the stars. Check out this Laser Star Projector, which turns your nerdy bedroom into a gorgeous night sky as you sleep. Even better, it’s only $99 today over at...

So there’s no way you’re going to get your loved one something truly awesome off the internets at this late date. So maybe file these custom $550 nerdy ukeleles by Etsy seller, Paul Celentano, away for next year. ~via Topless...