The Office Outdoors [Remote Control Freak]

Wife Swap was over and there was nothing else on. It was Thursday and Grey’s Anatomy was a repeat. Yes, I understand this is how I choose to represent my television viewing interests for the first time. And no, I promise it’s not all embarrassing. First of all, it was Wife Swap – Biggest Loser Edition. A fitness crazed, Jillian Michael’s wannabe wife swapped with an obese Italian wife who’s entirely family boasts a cumulative weight of around 1800 pounds – You can only imagine how that inspired ABC’s ratings for the night. I flip through the Guide on my t.v., the one without the DVR and browse through Fios On Demand and I got nothing....