Archive for Michael Kass

Hello Friday: Fiercest Nerds on the Block June 5-11

Jun 12, 2009 Comments Off

Warren Beatty, Clive Cussler, Darth Vader, and OKKKKKKKKKK-lahoma all showed up in this week’s comments. Check it out: HELLO FRIDAY re: Fierce OR Nerdy: Bank Error in Your Favor, in which slpc presents us with the ethical dilemma of whether we would run off with millions of dollars that were accidentally deposited into our bank [...]

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Single White Nerd: The Break-Up Bookshelf

Jun 08, 2009 11 Comments

. a blogumn by Michael Kass Photo by John Buckler From time to time, I find myself in the terrifying position of “dating” someone. This happens when things progress past “hanging out,” but have not yet reached the “going steady” stage. And it is usually at the “dating” point that I realize that I want [...]

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Single White Nerd: In the Eye(s) of the Storm

May 11, 2009 Comments Off

. a blogumn by Michael Kass This weekend Theatre and I were out on a date.  Our reunion has been far from smooth.  We’ve fought, we’ve thrown things at each other, we’ve cried.  But at this point, we’re spending time together regularly.  Four nights per week, 7 PM until 10:30 PM or so.  Relationships take [...]

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Single White Nerd: Seduct-a-Slim

Apr 27, 2009 6 Comments

. a blogumn by Michael Kass Last time we met, I waxed poetic about my One True Love.  Well, in the manner of all such relationships, this one has taken over my life.  For the moment.  No time to gaze longingly at my own navel and meditate upon the nuances of human relationships. I have, [...]

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Hello Friday: The Fiercest Nerds on the Block – April 9 – April 16

Apr 17, 2009 Comments Off

I think this week’s FNotB comments can best be described as gross, metaphorical, hypothetical helpful and informative. HELLO FRIDAY re: Procrastinate on This!, in which we directed you to a post about two sisters not only eating placenta, but converting into a panini placenta sandwich and a pasta sauce. Seriously, skip to “Philosophical Monday” if [...]

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Single White Nerd: The Harshest Mistress

Apr 13, 2009 7 Comments

. a blogumn by Michael Kass   So it’s time for a confession.  All of the waxing poetic, witticizing, and blathering I’ve been doing about relationships, litmus tests, imaginary girlfriends—it’s all a diversion.  See, I’ve already found the love of my life.   It’s not a woman.  Nope, not a man either (though coming out [...]

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Single White Nerd: ElAy, Gaydar, and other Disasters

Mar 30, 2009 6 Comments

. a blogumn by Michael Kass Last week, the unimaginable happened:  The Single White Nerd left ElAy.  Not permanently.  Just for a weekend trip to Seattle.  Ok, so maybe it’s not that unimaginable. I spent two days wandering somewhat aimlessly along the city streets in the company of a friend whom I’ve known for a [...]

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Single White Nerd: “Do You Want Me To Be Honest?”

Mar 16, 2009 22 Comments

. a blogumn by Michael Kass Seven terrifying words.  On the one hand I absolutely want her to be completely honest.  All the books I’ve read tell me that honesty is the best policy.  On the other hand, I have a rather delicately constructed sense of self-esteem. An honesty overdose could shatter me. I should [...]

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Single White Nerd: The Imaginary Girlfriend Has A Biological Timeclock

Mar 02, 2009 11 Comments

. a blogumn by Michael Kass Yesterday I sat on my couch and, in a supreme effort of will and imagination, created a girlfriend.  Eyes squinched in concentration, I summoned her out of the ether.  Neither too tall nor too short, intelligent with piercing eyes, a sharp wit with a soft core.  She took shape [...]

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Single White Nerd: Cupid’s Quiver

Feb 16, 2009 Comments Off

. a blogumn by Michael Kass As the Single White Nerd, it is my sacred duty to wish you a Happy Post Valentine’s Day!  I celebrated by starting a new blog called Cupid’s Quiver. Check it out. This year, after getting the whole blog thing sorted out, I wanted to get back to basics with [...]

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