Return The Favor! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class...

Dear Dr. Miro, Why is it that EVERY time my partner & I make love he wants me to give him oral (and I do!) but he seldom returns the favor. We do it at least four times a week and my boyfriend only goes down on me twice a month at the most! What should I do? Shouldn’t he KNOW this is...

Too Shy To Orgasm? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Clas...

Dear Dr. Miro, My girlfriend says she can’t cum with another person. Before you ask, YES! She does get off when she’s by herself but just not in front of anyone else or with anybody. I REALLY want to give her a big O but she gets too embarrassed and doesn’t want to talk about it anymore....

Back Off Nag! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, This isn’t really a sex question but it is because it’s affecting my sex life. My boyfriend keeps getting angry at me every time I try to help him with anything. All I do is offer my opinion and he says that I need to get off his back or that I’m being a nag. I don’t get it. I...

Beard Burn! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn't Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, Every time I have an intense make out session with a boy my face gets hella messed up. Dry rough skin on my chin and upper lip, small pimples – EWW! I know it’s from guys that aren’t clean shaven but WTF?! Am I so muy sensitivo? Is there anything I can do to...

Gimme Your Lovin’! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Clas...

Dear Dr. Miro, I love sex and maybe that’s an issue. I’m 22 and live with my girlfriend who’s 12 years older than me. In the beginning of Us, it was sex all the time and now I’ll be lucky when I can get some. When she says “no” I get mad and sometimes I want to call someone to...

Doggie Style! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn't Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, For a third date, with this guy I REALLY like, I invite him over to my place for dinner and what I was hoping would be more. Then, Dude brought his dog with him even though I was VERY clear before he came that it was a BAD idea. This really really bothered me. He also didn’t...

Shattered & Broken [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health...

Dear Dr. Miro, I was just dumped by the love of my life. All my friends say this is the best thing that could’ve ever happened to me. That’s BullS**t! The best thing that ever happened to me walked away from an amazing relationship and now I feel like I’m going to die. What do I do? He’s...

V-Day & Broke? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Clas...

Dear Dr. Miro, I really want to do something special for my boyfriend for Valentine’s Day but I don’t have any money. Suggestions? Sincerely, Broke & In Love Dear B&IL, Love does not require money. Hopefully by now, your love has realized you are not rolling in moolah and accepts you...

Sex Block In Paradise? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health ...

Dear Dr. Miro, I went on Winter Break to Maui with my cousin and she totally turned on me. We were in a bar and these hot guys invited us to their yachts and she made a big scene about how we couldn’t go because of how dangerous it was and so I tried to bring them to our room and she FREAKED...

Great Girl – Bad Lay! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn't Learn in He...

Dear Dr. Miro, I think I’ve met The One. She is the GREATEST girl. My problem is that she is BORING in bed. I feel like we can work on this, but I don’t know, so I’m looking to you for answers. Can you turn a bad lay into amazing sex? I want this to work. She accepts...

Sexing the Flu? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn't Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, I have the flu. I’m still very horny and want to have sex with my girlfriend. In fact, laying around in bed all day just makes me want more sex and there’s only so much jerking off I can do before I’m going crazy for my girl. Here’s my question: Can I...

Sex Bunnies! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, My girlfriend and I have been like rabbits the past month: sometimes 10 times a day! Is that normal? How much is too much sex? Sincerely, Lucy Bowlegs Dear LB, Normal is different for everyone. Here is the simple answer: too much is anything after YOU decide YOU have had...

Let Me Live MY Life! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Cl...

Dear Dr. Miro, I met this guy and five years later and we are going strong. I love him. He loves me. We want to be together always. That means live together. Because we are the same age, he can’t really support us because we are both in school. My family, on the other hand, wants to get rid...

In Love With The Man! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health C...

Dear Dr. Miro, I’m falling really deep for my boss. This is ridiculous. I’m in a great marriage with a hubby who loves me & I love him but I’m feeling like we don’t have anything in common anymore. Maybe all these long hours are beginning to take their toll? He (my boss) just seems so...

What Do I Tell the Kids? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Healt...

Dear Dr. Miro, My husband and I are in Couples Therapy, which is a good thing. We have a lot of things to work through that I feel are totally attainable. The problem is when our 5 & 8-year-old kids ask, “Mommy where are you & Daddy going?” and I say an appointment. And they ask what...

Preggers Before 1st Period? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn in He...

Dear Dr. Miro, Is it possible for a girl to get pregnant if she hasn’t had her first period? I thought no, but then some people told me that it was? Admittedly, my sex education wasn’t the best. Now my daughter’s 11 and I’m getting nervous about what to tell her on specifics. We’ve been...

Hot & Fast Quickies! – Ask Dr. Miro: What You didn’t Learn ...

Dear Dr. Miro, My partner and I have become so busy that “getting busy” never happens. I really miss our long sex sessions but it’s been forever and I’m not sure where we would even fit it in – pun kind of intended. We both love reading so maybe a book recommendation? I still find her...

I Want MORE! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, If someone has a higher sex drive than their partner, what should they do? I want to screw all the time and my boyfriend (we’ve been together a year) seems happy with twice a week, maybe. I constantly feel horny for him but he thinks there’s something wrong with me and jokes...

Pop This! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, I’ve been using Poppers for about five years to enhance my sexual experiences and I’m starting to worry that they may affect my future health. What are the long-term side effects of using poppers? Everyone seems to have them in the clubs and I’ve never heard really bad stories...

The Sex Talk? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, I’m a single parent raising a boy. He’s 12 yrs old and I tried having the sex talk with him but he refused to talk to me. Is there a certain approach I should take with him? I’m scared of what he may be picking up from his friends but I’m not exactly feeling good...

Cheating With a Model Is Still Cheating! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’...

Dear Dr. Miro, My husband cheated on me with a somewhat famous lingerie model. He told me the entire story and claims it was a “seize the day” moment for him & he’d never have forgiven himself if he hadn’t. He was shocked I wasn’t high fiveing him over his once in a lifetime...

Strengthen That Love! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn't Learn In Health C...

Dear Dr. Miro, What are some suggestions for strengthening my marriage? We’ve been together 2 years and I want to focus on the things that can make us stronger not break us apart. Everything I read tells me what not to do so, uh, what CAN I do? Sincerely, Pro-active Pat   Dear PP,...

Girls & Guys – “Just Friends”? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Lear...

Dear Dr. Miro, My girlfriend has a few close guy friends she hangs with and I think that’s wrong. I don’t go out with any females alone – their boyfriends would get angry they’re hanging with another man. I’m pretty sure these dudes are waiting for my girl to be weak & screw her...

Black Bull Cuckold Fantasy! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn in He...

Dear Dr. Miro, I overheard my husband talking on the phone about how hot Black Bull Cuckoo-Sex scenes are. Is he into crazy animal sex? No matter how secure I am in my sexuality, this seems like something I can’t (& don’t want to) compete with. Sincerely, Not Into Animals Dear NIA, Before...

What’s Wrong With Vanilla? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Hea...

Dear Dr. Miro, With all the 50 Shades of Whatever and Poly-Gang Bang Hoo-Hah that’s going on in our culture, I’ve started questioning myself and whether I’m just the most boring person in the whole world. Seriously, after making out, I like to get off with some head and then classic...

Love Me, Big Mamma! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Cla...

Dear Dr. Miro, My wife is an overweight BBW (big beautiful woman). I’m talking at least 200lbs extra. That isn’t my problem – just more to love, right? I still want her in every way but her self-esteem about her body is so low that she refuses to let me touch her. I’m certainly no matchstick...

I Want My Sexy Back! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Cl...

Dear Dr. Miro, I just had a baby and do not associate my lady bits with getting sexy anymore. My nipples are now the domain of my little one and I do NOT want them incorporated into Mommy-Daddy Time. Even my vagina seems more like a place for my sweet child to exit rather than a pleasure...

Don’t Give ‘Em Something To Talk About! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t...

Dear Dr. Miro, My girlfriend Will. Not. Stop talking about our sex life to her friends and now I find out her family knows intimate details about us, too. This makes me waaaay uncomfortable. I ask her to stop and then she accuses me of being jealous of her relationships. Demands why I want...

Thanksgiving (Sex) Toys & the FAA [Ask Dr. Miro (What You Didn’t ...

I picked this as the ‘Best Of “Ask Dr. Miro”‘ from the past year after getting a lot of personal comments thanking me for the travel assistance. Plus, it just seemed to be appropriate for all the summer travel that is going on. Dear Dr. Miro, I am flying cross country...

Give Me A Sex Guide! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn't Learn in Health Cl...

Dear Dr. Miro, I’ve been looking for a good reference book on sex stuff but I don’t want some dense college textbook. Any suggestions? Sincerely, Randy Researcher Dear RR, I highly recommend The Guide To Getting It On by Paul Joannides (http://www.goofyfootpress.com/). “The...

Spice IT Up! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, What advice do you have on how to add spice to the sex-life for a couple who’s been getting it on for 20+ years? Sincerely, Lady Content Yet… Dear LCY…, Congratulations on twenty years together – pretty impressive in this day and age! Not sure how spicy you want to get so...

How Big is My WHAT? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Cla...

Dear Dr. Miro, How much wiener can a vagina handle? I just discovered that the guy I’m dating is overly “blessed” & I’m worried that I won’t be able to handle this. It’s not my first time or anything like that but I’m just wondering how big my hoo-hoo actually is. Sincerely, Petite Miss...

Foot Fetish! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, Is it crazy to love women with pretty feet? And I mean LOVE. Sincerely, Foot In Mouth (Yes PLEASE) Dear FIM(YP), Depends on your definition of crazy. Sounds like you may have a bit of a Foot Fetish. Pronounced sexual interest in feet or footwear, are the most common sexual body...

Hanging With The Exes? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You didn’t Learn In Health ...

Dear Dr. Miro, Is it normal for a guy to hang out with his exes? This makes me really uncomfortable. I don’t want my boyfriend around a bunch of girls he used to have sex with but he gets mad at me and tells me, “We’re besties – nothing more.” I think this is weird and so do all my friends...

Too Turned ON? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr Miro, I’m constantly turned on by my girlfriend – a good thing, I realize this – I’m a very lucky Man. We have sex in the morning and then about 20 min later I have another erection and want to do it again and a lot of times we do. If I’m around her all...

Autofellatio is Real? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health C...

Dear Dr. Miro, I just saw that old SNL skit where Will Ferrell gives himself a BJ. Is that even possible? Sincerely, Inspired to Take Yoga Dear ITTY, What you are referring to is called Autofellatio, the taking of one’s genitals into one’s mouth, for sexual pleasure. And yes, for one in...

Cheater-Cheater, Pumpkin Eater! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn I...

Dear Dr. Miro, I went on a date with this guy and everything was AMAZING. He is absolutely perfect except one thing: apparently he and his last girlfriend broke up because he cheated on her. I know the whole “once a cheater, always a cheater” adage but is this always true? I don’t want to be...

Sex On Your To-Do List? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health...

Dear Dr. Miro, My gorgeous, brilliant, wife and I have really busy lives between our fulltime jobs, volunteer work and newly adopted twins lets just say: not a lot of together-alone time. I’m really worried we are going to have Lesbian Death Bed and as a result I wanted to try to schedule...

Sexsomnia? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn in Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, What’s wrong with my husband? At least once a week he’ll wake me up for late night sex, and the next day he won’t remember! Sometimes it even happens multiple times in a night and I have to push him away. How can he not recall this? Could it be me? Am I so unmemorable? We love...

Gimme Your Password! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Cl...

Dear Dr. Miro, I adore my girlfriend of six months but lately she’s been telling me I need to give her my email and Facebook passwords. When I said that I didn’t want to she accused me of being untrustworthy and secretive. I’m not hiding anything from her but I just don’t feel right about it....

MoneyMoneyMoney! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]...

Dear Dr. Miro, I’ve been dating a man for about 6 months and am very much in love with him. He’s sexy and handsome and treats me like a princess and my friends all like him too. The only thing is that we have very disparate incomes. I make about 3 times what he earns in monthly...

Ken Doll Crotch? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]...

Dear Dr. Miro, I’m totally freaked out. My boyfriend keeps talking about how he doesn’t like his balls or penis & that they interfere with his ideal look: that of a Ken Doll!?!? He wants to get all his man bits chopped off. He doesn’t want to be a woman – he’s actually super...

THC in Semen? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, My boyfriend smokes a lot of weed and we don’t use condoms. I have a drug test next week. Can I test positive for THC from him coming inside me? Sincerely, Naturally Paranoid Dear NP, If testing positive for THC from ejaculate intake was possible, there would more than likely...

Too Nice To F**K! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class...

Dear Dr. Miro, I keep getting told by women I want to date, that I’m “too nice”. What’s that even mean? Shouldn’t I be good to women? Am I supposed to get all Douche-y on them? It seems that a**holes always end up with the girls I like but it just doesn’t seem right to me. What should I do?...

Friends With Bummers! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn't Learn In Health C...

Dear Dr. Miro, I started seeing a guy from work in Friends With Benefits way but we only hook up when he’s REALLY drunk. I was really happy with the situation – no strings attached, etc and thought he was too but then he’s sober he goes on about how “It was such a...

Germaphobe Sex? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t learn In Health Class]...

Dear Dr. Miro, My wife and I, while having a pretty good relationship overall, do not connect on a sexual level. She has a much lower sex drive than I, and body shame coupled with germaphobia limit the range of our activities. She’s made it clear that anal intercourse is off the table (and...

Good Men Pay For Sex? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health C...

Dear Dr. Miro, Can you be a good man AND pay a woman for sex? I just found out that while I was working overseas, for a year, my husband not only went to strip clubs with his friends but also saw a prostitute and this is freaking me out. I always thought of him as so respectful and loving,...

Spermatozoa Woes-ah? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Cl...

Dear Dr. Miro, What lowers sperm count? Sincerely, Brad Pitt Dear “BP”, An estimated eight million US couples have fertility issues, half of which involve men with poor sperm quality. There are SO many contributing factors to lowering your count. I am not sure if that is what you are trying...

V-Day Loser [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn't Learn in Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, I thought I was OK with being single until all this chaos for Valentines Day got up in my flow. What can I do to avoid becoming more depressed about being an alone loser than I already am? Sincerely, Juan Is the Loneliest Number Dear JITLM, First of all, there is no shame in...

No Sex ‘Til Fresh Breath! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn't Learn i...

Dear Dr. Miro, My boyfriend always wants to have sex right as we wake up but I’m really embarrassed of my morning breath. When I go to brush, he gets annoyed. That’s the main time we have to get it on and I don’t feel sexy so then I’m all pressured. What am I supposed...

Open MY Marriage! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn in Health Class...

Dear Dr. Miro, I have been faithful to my husband for the entire 19 years we have known each other. With all the news focused on Newt Gingrich and his open marriage attempts, I’m beginning to think it’s a good idea. I don’t want to cheat but I’d really like to have some new adventures that...

Dude, Where’s My Erection? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Hea...

Dear Dr. Miro, My wife of six years, who I love very much, and I are trying to have a baby. This is really embarrassing. I used to be so excited by her and barely able to contain myself. Now, I’m not able to seal the deal. Sometimes I can’t even get hard and when I do, I can’t cum. I think...

Condom Allergy? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]...

Dear Dr. Miro, I’ve insisted on using condoms with my girlfriend but she says she’s allergic to them. Is that even possible? I’m trying to be a responsible man but she’s making it really difficult and accusing me of not trusting her. So far this has resulted in me not getting ANY. I...

Pre-Marriage Therapy? [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health C...

Dear Dr. Miro, What are the benefits of couples counseling before marriage? My girlfriend thinks we need it. I thought she would be happy that I proposed after three years. I mean, seriously, if she thinks we are having problems isn’t that a huge red flag? I do love her. Otherwise I wouldn’t...

Insecure Beauty: [Ask Dr. Miro (What You Didn't Learn In Health Class)...

Dear Dr. Miro, I think my new girlfriend is really insecure. It doesn’t make any sense because she’s gorgeous, sexy & brilliant. Is it possible for me to get her feeling better about herself or is this a big red flag that I need to pay attention to by cutting my losses....

Healthy Sexuality: Whaat? [Ask Dr. Miro (What You Didn't Learn In Heal...

Dear Dr. Miro, What is meant by a “healthy” sexual relationship? I hear this term but it confuses me. What is healthy sexuality & how can it get it? Sincerely, Struggles the Clown Dear StC, A healthy sexuality means very different things to different people. What a lot of...

Safer Sex – Really? [Ask Dr. Miro (What You Didn’t Learn In Heal...

Dear Dr. Miro, Is it really necessary to take “safe sex” precautions when you are having sex with just one person? What about someone you know very well? Sincerely, Juana Lose D’Barriers Dear JLD’B, Just because you may be “having sex with just one person” does not mean that one...

Erotic Scrap Book: Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn't Learn In Health Class...

Dear Dr. Miro, My boyfriend’s birthday is in a few weeks and I have NO extra money. Things are so tight that I won’t be able to pay rent AND get him something as meaningful as he deserves. My guy is so thoughtful and giving and I want to do something amazing to show him how...

Rough’N Stinky: [Ask Dr. Miro (What You Didn’t Learn In Health C...

Dear Dr. Miro, Can rough sex make my Vag smell? Sincerely, Stinky Puss Dear SP, The quick answer is no, rough sex does not result in vaginal odor. However there are some things to clarify. First of all, you are assuming rough sex means the same thing to everyone when really it can entail...

Herpes Hullabaloo [Ask Dr. Miro (What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class...

Dear Dr. Miro, How do I tell someone I’m with that I have an STD without scaring them away? When should I even do that? How could anyone want to be with me when they find out I have genital herpes? It’s not like I’ve been with that many people but I still feel totally gross. Sincerely,...

Dream Man Crazy! [Ask Dr. Miro (What You Didn't Learn In Health Class)...

Dear Dr. Miro, I met my Dream Man and am on the springboard of crazy. I can’t get him out of my head. Since he’s a famous actor, there are many shots of him online so I find myself staring at photos of him much more than I should and losing myself in daydream. We only spoke for a few minutes...

Objectify THIS! [Ask Dr. Miro (What You Didn’t Learn in Health Class)]...

Dear Dr. Miro, In my fantasies, I objectify women. If I think about them too much as real life people they cease being sexy. I love my wife but as a loving caring brilliantly pure being. It’s only when I see her as a sweet piece of ass am I turned on by her. I understand that there are two...

Mas Macho! Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn't Learn in Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, I love my sensitive boyfriend. I really do. He is amazing in so many ways but sometimes I wish he could be more manly. How do I get him to be more macho? Sincerely, Woman Wants Man Dear WWM, This is an all too common issue for more and more women these days. Lines are blurring...

SICK (in the Bed)! – Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn’t Learn in Heal...

Dear Dr. Miro, Why does my husband want to get down and dirty when either of us have a fever? There I am in bed feeling awful and SO not sexy and he tries to start something. Who wants  to have sex when they are sick? Sincerely, Let Me Be Sick Dear LMBS, Who wants to have sex when they are...

Take Me Downtown! [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class...

Dear Dr. Miro, My wife doesn’t like me to go down on her. She gets weird about letting me see or get near her vagina with my face.  Well, she seems to like it a little bit at the beginning but then pushes me away quickly after I get started.  We have sex, no problem, and she goes down on me...

Hystera [Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn't Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, My doctor told me I should get a hysterectomy as a preventative measure because the meds I took to fight breast cancer may cause uterine issues. She claims that since I’m 41 years old and don’t plan on having any children that this is what I should do and that it won’t effect...

Oral ICK! Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn't Learn in Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, I’ve been dating a guy for a couple months and I really like everything about him except one major issue. He has the worst breath EVER!!! The last time he picked me up for a date I couldn’t kiss him because his pie-hole smelled ROTTEN. I made up an excuse as to why I had to...

Rock Me Like A Hurricane – Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn't Learn i...

Dear Dr. Miro, Is it really weird that I got all crazy horny during all the excitement about the hurricane? I think there is something really wrong with me because I keep trying to figure out what to put in my emergency kit in case I want to hook up with someone? I want to be prepared but...

Sx Addict? – Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn't Learn in Health Class...

Dear Dr. Miro, When do you know you have an addiction to sex? Everyone keeps telling me I’m a sex addict! Sincerely, Can’t Get Enough Dear CGE, Labeling someone with an addiction is dangerous territory. A lot of times a person will not take any personal accountability for their...

Intimate Toddler Problem: Ask Dr. Miro (What You Didn’t Learn in...

Dear Dr. Miro, Is it normal for a four year old to touch herself down there? I don’t want to give my daughter a complex but it makes me really uncomfortable. How do I make her stop? Her pre-school teacher told me that she keeps rubbing against things in the middle of the class room!...

F The Pain Away! Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn't Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, Is it true that sex can get rid of headaches? I think my girlfriend is making this stuff up. Sincerely,Tylenol Man Dear TM, Not all sex can get rid of headaches but full on orgasm is capable of removing blockages and decreasing pain of all sorts! Have you noticed that right...

Caught My Man Watching Gay Porn! Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn’t Learn I...

Dear Dr. Miro, I caught my boyfriend watching gay porn. I mean, really gay porn… He’s totally not into my vagina anymore, right? Sincerely, A. Lotta Vagine Dear ALV, It is possible you snagged yourself a closeted beau but not necessarily. Before you spin out of control with negative...

Fantasy Girl Freak Out: Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn’t Learn in Health ...

Dear Dr. Miro, I told my girlfriend that I fantasized about her when I was Jilling-Off and she freaked out!! I’m not sure what upset her because I think it’s the highest compliment I could give someone. She called me a disgusting freak and now I feel like she is telling all our friends I’m a...

Don’t Stir the Dragon! – Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn’t Learn In ...

Dear Dr. Miro, My girlfriend has been dropping massive hints about wanting a couple’s massage for her birthday but I’m not sure what to expect. What exactly is it? What if I get a hard on? I’d be really embarrassed, but if some random woman is touching my junk and I’m relaxed, how can I not...

Ask Dr. Miro: A Feeldoe in the Bed is Worth Two in the… What You Didn’...

C0-Ed. Note: We’re re-running this “Ask Dr. Miro,” b/c not only is it super-funny, but it also got us flagged by Google Ads. And as you know, we nerds just love to get in trouble — makes us feel baaaad. Originally published 01/05/11 Dear Dr. Miro, I am so embarrassed!...

Fighting Fair! What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class: Ask Dr. Miro [BE...

Learning how to Fight Fair and Communicate are crucial skills for all aspects of life. I understand how difficult it is to employ these “rules” when caught up in the emotional moment which is why I am choosing this Blogumn to repeat: a refresher for both my readers and me....

The Honey Moon’s OVER, Are We? – Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn’t Learn i...

Dear Dr. Miro, I know all about that Honeymoon phase of a relationship and I’m pretty sure I’m leaving that “stage” with my partner, but is there any point to continuing our relationship? I like the steamy passion and cravings for my lover and don’t want to be in a relationship where that...

Sexy Bookworm: Ask Dr. Miro – What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class [B...

Dear Dr. Miro, I would like to read some lesbian erotica but everything I find is too blech. Please suggest something I can read to my girlfriend on our summer vacation that isn’t so explicit I can’t say it out loud but sexy enough that it makes me blush. Sincerely, Lesley Bookworman Dear LB,...

Porn VS Real: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class [Ask Dr. Miro]

Dear Dr. Miro, Is it true that watching porn will desensitize me to real sex? Sincerely, Shawna Na Dear SN, Do you feel romantic comedies affect your expectations towards actual, intimate relationships? It is the same idea in that Adult Entertainment can be great to experience both by...

My Boyfriend of Ten Years Says He Might Not Love Me Anymore [Ask Dr. M...

Dear Dr. Miro, My boyfriend says he’s not sure if he loves me anymore. We’ve been together for over10 years so I can understand how people can lose that hyper passion in-love feeling but to not love me at all? What do I do with that? It’s not like we need to stay together for the kids or even...

Happy Ending? – Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Cl...

Dear Dr. Miro, My husband has back issues and has been going to a chiropractor for a few years now. At least that’s what I thought. I found an email where he is recommending to a colleague “a happy ending place” he likes and even wrote how “Your wife will never know.” What exactly is “a happy...

Sexy Sex Therapy: Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn’t Learn in Health Class}...

Dear Dr. Miro, I’m in therapy with someone who specializes in sexual issues. I’m a very sex-positive, open to nearly any sexual experience, person. I’m married to a person with a lot of body shame, doesn’t seem to like sex. I love this person more than I can verbalize, I really wish my...

Ice Cream Puss – Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn’t Learn In Health C...

Dear Dr. Miro, My super sweet roommate always dates creeps but this last one is the worst! They have a long distance ‘relationship’ and I’m sure he cheats on her, but she thinks it’s love. She’s always way too excited to get anything from him especially his emails and she forgot to sign out...

Don’t Call Me Sausage! Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health C...

Dear Dr. Miro, The last time I was having sex with my husband he stopped right in the middle and said he couldn’t stay hard because I look like a fat sausage and no one could possibly be turned on by me. So I’m not a perfect 10 but I’m not overweight.  I have been trying to lose extra pounds...

Uncircumcised 1 Minute Man – Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn...

Dear Dr. Miro, My boyfriend is a One Minute Man. He is also uncircumcised. Is there any connection or is he just crappy in bed? Frustrated in England Dear FiE, Quick answer: he is crappy in bed. There is no correlation between being uncircumcised and not lasting longer than a few minutes. If...

YEASTY! Ask Dr. Miro: What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class

Dear Dr. Miro, I can’t figure out why I have yeast infections, lately. I think I’m eating right and I’m not messing around with a bunch of dirty boys like usual. I’ve been using my Rabbit a lot but seriously, that can’t cause yeast problems, can it? Sincerely, Itchy Bread Factory in My Pants...

I Love Porn! Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, I like porn. No, I LOVE porn! There, I said it. My boyfriend says it’s not right that I watch so much. Shouldn’t he be excited that I like to watch? I mean, sometimes he’s cool with it and sometimes not. When’s it OK and when isn’t it? Will this affect our long-term...

Sapphic Spring Is In the Air: Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn’t Learn In H...

Dear Dr. Miro, I have decided that this Spring I shall have my lesbian experience. It just seems like something I should do. Suggestions? Sincerely, Cara Pitt Munche Dear CPM, Your question is more of a Michael Scott Declaration. Simply replace Bankruptcy with LESBIAN Experience.  Let’s...

Peg Him! Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn't Learn in Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, I think my boyfriend wants me to give it to him up his pooper. Does that make him gay or just a freak? This kind of grosses me out but mainly I’m confused. I think he should be happy just putting his wiener inside me since he claims to like women. Sincerely, Y. Anna Ew Dear...

Hung Like A Gorilla: Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn’t Learn in Health Cla...

Dear Dr. Miro, I am with a man who pleases me so much in EVERY way. The only thing is, well, the size of his thing. He is way sensitive about it and has asked if he is big enough for me, and all that. He even asks if most of my past boyfriends were bigger than him! I want him to shut up about...

Sex Through the Floorboards: Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn’t Learn in He...

Dear Dr. Miro, My new apartment is right above my landlord’s and noise travels through the shoddy wooden floors way too clearly. I am nervous about using my vibrator or having any Gentlemen Callers over for fear of the sounds traveling into The Man’s ears. What are my options? Sincerely,...

Ask Dr. Miro: Sex Makes You Smarter? [What You Didn’t Learn In Health ...

Dear Dr. Miro, My boyfriend tells me he read an article that says sex can make you smarter and he could assist me in benefiting from this scientific fact. I think he is calling me stupid while pressuring me to be more sexual. Is he full of crap? Sincerely, Blonde and Pressured Dear BAP, In...

Ask Dr. Miro: Travel & Jealousy [What You Didn’t Learn In Health ...

Dear Dr. Miro, I LOVE to travel. My boyfriend can never go. He makes me feel bad whenever I want to go away. Then I get resentful of being stuck to his schedule and bank account. He accuses me of cheating on him when I do go away so the whole thing becomes really annoying. I’d love to do...

Ask Dr. Miro: Where’s MY True Love? [What You Didn’t Learn In Health C...

Dear Dr. Miro, I am a 44 year old woman who has never had a meaningful relationship. Every time I date someone new and I think they are different from the last they turn out to be just the same or worse. What gives? Confused, Marie De J’Vous Dear MDJ, One of the keys to finding a meaningful...

Ask Dr. Miro: Email Cheater [What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro, I read my boyfriend’s emails and found a lot of very sexually suggestive correspondences between him and other women. I confronted him about them and he denied that anything happened. He seems to think I should just get over it but I can’t seem to. I can’t figure out what I did...

Ask Dr. Miro: Organic Jill Off [What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]...

Dear Dr. Miro, If I use bananas or veggies to masturbate with, does it matter if they are organic? From, Miss Chiquita Dear MC, Here is a good rule of thumb: never insert anything into yourself that you would not put in your mouth. Yes, different things comes out of different orifices but...

Ask Dr. Miro: Fantasy Threesome [What you Didn’t Learn in Health Class...

Dear Dr. Miro, In order for me to get an orgasm – or even be close to getting an orgasm – I have to think about having a threesome with my long-term boyfriend all of the time, otherwise, nothing happens. Is this really bad? It would be nice to come with just who’s there (meaning my...

Ask Dr. Miro: Do Men Have a “Special” Spot? [What You Didn...

Dear Dr. Miro, Is there a “special” spot for men on the penis that is more sensitive than other parts? Also, how do you know how rough your man wants his junk handled? Sincerely, Kenya Makett Goodner Dear KMG, There are so many spots on the penis that can be considered “special” but what you...

Ask Dr. Miro: Keeping the Sexy Over Long Distance [What you Didn’t Lea...

Dear Dr. Miro, My girlfriend is going to Europe on business for THREE MONTHS and I am freaking out. I want to do something really special for her before she leaves and wonder what I should do. I love her so much, but am nervous she won’t remember everything we’ve had together, these past five...

Resolved: 2011 [The Very Best of FaN]

Ernessa says: Yay! Well, New Year’s Eve is my favorite holiday and my favorite holiday activity is making my New Year’s Resolutions. But in order to do that, it’s good to review how you did the year before. So out of the 11 bulletpoint resolution list that I made last year,...