Scientifically Accurate DUCK TALES [Procrastinate on This!]

If you previously liked ducks due to growing up with the delightful DUCK TALES cartoon, you won’t after seeing this really NSFW video from Fox ADHD’s “Scientifically Accurate” series. Seriously, ducks–male ducks especially–are gross and horrible animals. [h/t...

The Children’s Guide to Natural History [One More Thing Before We Go]...

Because doesn’t every child need a cleverly illustrated animal chart on their wall. Buy your print from the artist, Andy Ward, HERE. [h/t...

The Little Mermaid Is the Worst Thief Ever [Procrastinate on This!]

Apparently, Ariel will make it on to ONCE UPON A TIME in this upcoming season. We know this because Ariel sucks ass when it comes to thieving. Seriously, this girl obviously hails from the Mr. Bean school of stealth. Check out the preview...

The Twins Were on SWITCHED AT BIRTH! [Procrastinate on This!]

But check out this ridiculousness: They were cast in this role, but I had no idea what was going on during the shoot because I’d never seen the show. So my MIL and I watched the first episode of the first season and then the second, and then we were hooked and have been marathoning it at junkie levels ever since–even though it took until the very last episode of the first season before we were able to understand what was going on with the twins’ character in the second. But we’re still about six stolen 45 minutes away from the twins’ episode, so please, no spoilers–yes, seriously, we’re not going to watch their episode until we’re all caught up with this insanely addictive drama. Really, the big news, though, is that I managed not to fangirl squee all over Lea Thompson, who plays one of the moms on the show and directed this episode. I mean, BACK TO THE FUTURE, ya’ll–but I played it cool, “Hi, nice to meet you.” On the outside. On the inside it was all like, “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Lea Thompson! Lea Thompson! Lea...

When Fangirls Become Moms [Procrastinate on This!]

As someone who recently actually left San Diego with her brood on the same day that Comic Con was officially gearing up–and also, as someone who’s about to make a rather sad announcement in the coming week–this video hit so close to home, I nearly teared...

How MAN OF STEEL should have ended [Procrastinate on This!]

Major spoiler alerts, but good job, HISHE series for hitting upon every issue I had with this film.  

The Scientific Secret of Muscle Growth [Procrastinate on This!]

I’m in week 5 of a weight training regimen, and it’s been amazing seeing my old body come back faster than with any other work out I’ve ever tried–as opposed to the She-Hulk body many women are afraid of when they repute lifting heavier weights. Basically, I’m learning that your body is your genetically-assigned body, no matter what workout you use. If I continue to work out and reach my peak, I’m always going to look like a short athlete–as opposed to a long and lean ballerina or a Xena: Warrior Princess, which is A-OK by me, but not necessarily what women’s exercise magazine are advertising when it comes to working out. And this isn’t just me substituting anecdotal evidence for fact. Here’s a scientific explanation from ASAPScience as to why no matter how much I weight-train, I’ll probably never go beyond my peak derby...

The Mr. Clean Origin Story [Procrastinate on This!]

Technically, I’m fully onboard with our decision to get rid of cable and subsist on a combination of Netflix, HuluPlus, iTunes Subscriptions, Amazon Prime TV, the PBS Kids App, and basic broadcast. But as a lover of commercials, this decision has really bitten me in the butt a few times. For example how I am just now finding out about this Supermanesque Mr. Clean ad??? Time to start subscribing to an ad blog for sure....

The Great Catsby [Procrastinate on This!]

If you loved THE ARISTOCATS, and you loved the trailer for THE GREAT GATSBY (which, let’s face it, was way, way better than the movie), then you then “The Great Catsby” is going to knock your socks off. Seriously, however good you think it’s going to be, it’s even better....

The World Will Be Smarter [Procrastinate on This!]

Have you heard of “networked matter?” According to the futurist think tank, Institute for the Future, we’ll eventually be able to program our computers, but also the objects around us, so that they’ll be able to communicate with us and each other. This goes way beyond smart cars, and it’s some pretty heady stuff. Totally worth watching the video and clicking through to io9.com for further breakdown re  “The Age of Networked Matter.” [via io9.com]...

Kittens First Day Out [Procrastinate on This!]

Because it’s Wednesday and because this is Fierce and Nerdy and because KITTEHS!! [h/t Jezebel]...

AUSTENLAND Trailer [Procrastinate on This!]

Let’s see, well, I’m an English major and self-described modern romantic who wrote a book about an Molly Ringwald movie obsessive. Is it even possible for me not to go see a movie about a Jane Austen fanatic? I don’t think so....

You’d Be One Freakish Immortal [Procrastinate on This!]

Ted Education explains why immortality would actually be less sexy and more freakish. Think missing limbs, relationships forgotten, lots of physical and emotional scars, plus dentures. I’ll take a finite lifetime, thanks! [h/t  The Mary Sue]...

The Great Gatsby Sausage [Procrastinate on This!]

Seeing THE GREAT GATSBY before and after the VFX, as it turns out, is way more fascinating than the movie itself. Plus, that Lana Del Rey song, which is sticky fire, as far as getting out of my head is concerned.   The Great Gatsby VFX from Chris Godfrey on...

Exploding Disney Princess [Procrastinate on This!]

So. Deeply. Disturbing. –yet, fascinating. [h/t The Mary Sue]...

The Hero’s Journey! Explained By Puppets! [Procrastinate on This]...

If you’re going to watch one explanation of “The Hero’s Journey” as put forth by Joseph Campbell, let it be this one by Glove and Boots, because it is excellent. [h/t...

STARGLASS Trailer [Procrastinate on This!]

After watching the below trailer, I not only need to read this book, but also watch the inevitable movie version. Here’s the summary: Terra has never known anything but life aboard the Asherah, a city-within-a-spaceship that left Earth five hundred years ago in search of refuge. At sixteen, working a job that doesn’t interest her, and living with a grieving father who only notices her when he’s yelling, Terra is sure that there has to be more to life than what she’s got. But when she inadvertently witnesses the captain’s guard murdering an innocent man, Terra is suddenly thrust into the dark world beneath her ship’s idyllic surface. As she’s drawn into a secret rebellion determined to restore power to the people, Terra discovers that her choices may determine life or death for those she cares most about. With mere months to go before landing on the long-promised planet, Terra has to make the decision of a lifetime—one that will determine the fate of her people. [via io9]...

Feminist Makeup Tutorial [Procrastinate on This!]

I only wear make-up for book events, but I think this awesome video just convinced me to wear it everyday. [via The Mary...

UNDER THE DOME mini-review and SHINING sequel trailer [Procrastinate on This!]...

Did anyone else watch UNDER THE DOME last night? What did you think? I tried and failed to read the book, so I was just happy it didn’t take 100+ pages of discovering the dome from multiple viewpoints just to get started. Overall, I enjoyed it, appreciated the diverse cast, and look forward to seeing how it unfolds as a one-off summer series. Plus, one of my favorite comic book writers, Brian K. Vaughn, (SAGA, Y: THE LAST MAN) wrote the teleplay, so I’m definitely in it for the long haul. If you have an Amazon Prime account, you can watch the current episode for free, starting this Friday, June 24th, and every Friday after that. Nice. Meanwhile, here’s the book trailer for DOCTOR SLEEP, the sequel to THE SHINING, which debuted during last night’s live episode....

Teenage Average Normal Turtles

Because does the internet have anything better to do than to remix the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme with actual turtles. No. No, they don’t. [h/t...

300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE Trailer [Procrastinate on This!]

Slow motion sword fights, dramatic speeches delivered with British accents, Eva Green getting badass with a bow and arrow? Son, I am going to be watching the sequel to 300 SO hard, as soon as it hits theaters. How about...

Game of Thrones by Cosplay: Piano [Procrastinate on This]

This extreme Game of Thrones re-imagining by Cosplay: Piano is either completely ridiculous or completely wonderful. It might somehow be both. But really the main point is Jon Snow on the bongo. Win! [h/t io9]...

Aerobics for Cats [Procrastinate on This!]

Are we here at FaN just physically incapable of  going a whole month without posting a cat video or is this particular cat video just that dang good? I’ll let you decide. [h/t...

Your Odds of Finding Love [Procrastinate on This]

As it turns out, they’re pretty good! Enjoy the somewhat mathematical explanation as to why from the PBS series “It’s Okay to Be Smart.”...

THE HOT FLASHES [Procrastinate on This]

Oh, my gosh, this movie about a group of middle-aged ladies who used to be high school basketball stars looks totally cheesy, and predictable, and bottom feederish and Brooke Shieldish and Daryl Hannah’s plastic surgery is so bad the camera can barely stand to look at her-ish. But as soon as it’s out on video and I have a couple of hours alone, I’m totally going to watch the heck out of it. I can’t even begin to explain why. So...

How to Build a Human by Peter Serafinowicz [Procrastinate on This]

Just in case you were looking to be creeped out by the Eiffel Tower and mannequins. [h/t/ io9]...

A quicker, easier, more clever way to case your pillows [Procrastinate on This!]...

Because I know you were wondering about that. You’re welcome. [h/t LifeHacker]

Why Does Music Move Us? [Procrastinate on This]

Since Tom Stillwagon put out a new FaN list  today, let’s also take a fascinating look at why music moves us courtesy of PBS Digital Studio series, “It’s Okay to Be Smart.” [h/t...

What Is Evolution [Procrastinate on This!]

Take 10 minutes to learn something, fool! [via io9]

It’s Not About the Nail [Procrastinate on This!]

I swear I’ve had this exact kind of conversation with CH several times. Once, I told my best friend that I was calling her just to whine, because once I talk to CH about a problem, it gets figured out and there’s no more fun whining to be had. Anyway, this is all to say, God bless the men and women who put up with people like me. [h/t...

Time Travel Romance [Procrastinate on This]

Rachel McAdams second time travel movie, ABOUT TIME, looks way better than the movie adaptation of TIME TRAVELER’S WIFE. And Bill Nighy, so  yay?...

Have A Effin Baby on the Dance Floor! [Procrastinate on This]

Lonely Island was the only thing I used to like about the SNL after the 80s,  and Robyn is the only thing I like about Sweden*. Now they’re together on one video called “#Go Kindergarten,” and however good you think it’s going to be, it’s actually even better. You’re welcome. [h/t Jezebel]   *Joking. I like a ton of musical acts out of Sweden, because I’m a hipster, and liking groups from Sweden back in the early 2000s before liking groups from Sweden was a thing was like a hipster...

Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song [Procrastinate on This!]

I guarantee you if being a Disney Princess was portrayed like this fantastic Rachel Bloom song, my daughter wouldn’t be in the throes of full on princess fever right now. [h/t Jezebel via Cracked.com]   If Disney Cartoons Were Historically Accurate — powered by...

How To Disappoint Your Parents In 61 Seconds [Procrastinate on This]

As someone who called my parents to tell them that I decided to major in English as opposed to computer science less than a month after breaking up with a guy they both really liked, I will say, yep, any two of these oughta do it. But hey, at least I’m still tattoo-free. [via...

Hooked on Semicolons; Addict [Procrastinate on This!]

As someone who abuses loves semi-colons, this Lonely Island (ft. Solange) ode MADE MY ENTIRE DAY. And yay for the ending lines, because I was thinking the same correction throughout. Viva Las Semicolons! [h/t...

Compliments [Procrastinate on This!]

The next time I’m tempted to deflect a compliment, I’m going to think of this awesome, awesome Amy Schumer video. Also, I’m going to start watching INSIDE AMY SCHUMER on Comedy Central like yesterday. [via Gawker]...

Legos does CASINO ROYALE [Procrastinate on This!]

And it is AMAZING! [via...

She-Ra Come Back!!! [Procrastinate on This!]

This Funny or Die She-Ra reboot is supposed to be a joke, but I would watch the heck out of both SHE-RA and SKELLY. Just saying can we get a female-led hero drama or a villain-led comedy around here already? She-Ra with Kylie Minogue from Kylie...

Once Upon a Time: Wonderland Trailer [Procrastinate on This!]

Rubbing my  hands together. Ooooohhhh! This new season of television go’on to be good!!! (And this time, I promise to do a full rundown as opposed to going on massive amounts of bedrest like I did last year). First up, ONCE UPON A TIME: WONDERLAND, which not only stars the second main wolf dude from BEING HUMAN UK, but also looks pretty freaking good. Here’s hoping there will be more actors of color involved than what we’re seeing in the trailer.   video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo...

Tony Stark Covers JT [Procrastinate on This!][Spoiler Alert]

Can you tell I’m super-excited about having seen three whole summer movies already? Here’s yet another spoiler-rific parody– this time Tony Stark covers Justin Timberlake with “Suits that Fly.” However awesome you think this is going to be, I’m telling you right now it’s even more awesome than that, so check it out below. [h/t io9]...

Duplicate Dudes Do Beyonce [Procrastinate on This!]

File this clever duplication Beyonce medley video under “Fills me with glee.” [h/t Jezebel]...

Alternative OBLIVION Ending [Spoiler Alert]

As a mother of three, the thought of having this many hands on deck for child-raising fills my heart with glee. Although, I think in this non-mom-written case, the mom character might be saying “this is awesome” at the end of this HISHE alternative ending for another reason. [via “How It Should Have Ended”...

Boyz II Men Shills Old Navy [Procrastinate on This!]

3 members of Boyz II Men crooning about how much they love white jeans on women and girls. Because why not? 90s crush officially killed.  Also, I absolutely HATE white jeans and there is nothing on this earth that would ever convince me to wear them....

New Simon Pegg Movie [Procrastinate on This!]

As someone who was officially taught to drink by Brits, Aussies, and Kiwis, THE WORLD’S END, the new Simon Pegg/Nick Frost movie, about an adult pub crawl turned sci-fi horror comedy, looks PHENOMENAL. I mean even better than HOT FUZZ. And it might even make up for PAUL–joking: nothing will ever make up for PAUL, but this movie might make me resent those 104 minutes I can never get back a little less. We’ll see. It releases in late...

Amazing NEW GIRL AutoTune [Procrastinate on This!]

At least it’s amazing until they come to the part where they remind us that the season finale is next Tuesday. Boo! Why can’t funny shows be year-round? [h/t...

Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles [Procrastinate on This!]

If you are or have ever been a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fan, you must, must, must watch this video. But not at work, because this version of TMNT is NSFW. [h/t...

Why Do We Kiss? [Procrastinate on This!]

Just in case you were wondering… [h/t io9]

May 3-5, 2013 [Procrastinate on This!]

Before we get into this weekend’s procrastination, I’d like to bid a very fond farewell to our top nerd, Amy Robinson. Our Blogumnist Editor is stepping back from FaN to concentrate on finishing her book, but she will still be with us in spirit, comments, and her own blogumn, “Tall Drink of Nerd.” Thank you so very much, dearest Amy, for the last two years. We will miss you terribly. And, please extend a hearty welcome to our new Blogumnist Editor, Joshua Mauldin. Josh is awesome in every way, and we’re beyond happy to have him on the team. And, one last change, I’ve got a second fiction book, THE AWESOME GIRL’S GUIDE TO DATING EXTRAORDINARY MEN coming out in September, so promotion time! I’ll be taking the reins on “Procrastinate on This” and “One More Thing Before We Go” until the end of the year. Is that enough change for you? Alright then, let’s break open a good old-fashioned batch of procrastination: 1. If you were hoping that the ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT reboot might lead to other fan favorite reboots (like FIREFLY, JERICHO, and BUFFY), here’s some dashed hope, straight from Netflix’s Chief Content Officer, Ted Sarandos: In almost every case the cult around the show gets more intense and smaller as time goes by. Arrested Development was the rarest of birds in that the audience of the show grew larger than the original broadcast audience because people came to discover it years after it was cancelled. The Firefly fan is still the Firefly fan from when it was on TV and there’s fewer of them and they’re more passionate every year. Whereas with Arrested Development we’re going to be serving a multiple of the original audience. Any of the other shows we could bring back would be a fraction of the original audience. Aw, man! [The Mary Sue] 2. Is our art and culture stuck in “present shock,” a sort of innovation-crippling, former-results-dependent chaos? Steven Soderbergh thinks so.  [GalleyCat] 3. Here’s a very tempting list of summer sci-fi books. CH and I are planning to couple book club the heck out of The Ocean at the End of the Lane, the first adult book by Neil Gaiman since ANANSI’S BOYS.  [io9, “Astounding Summer Books That You Won’t Want To Miss”] 4. Big thanks to Nichelle Gainer from Vintage Black Glamour for posting this article on the procrastination skills of classic writers like, Kafka, Stoppard, and Poe to my timeline.  [Slate, “Franz Kafka Was a Great Procrastinator] 5. Can you believe there were not one, but two trailers for women-led movies making the rounds this week? I couldn’t decide which one to play, the Kristen Wiig comedy, GIRL MOST LIKELY or the BFF hitwomen drama, VIOLET & DAISY, so I’m posting both below. Yay! Girl Most Likely   Violet &...

Super Villains on Speed Dates [Procrastinate on This!]

My favorite was Bane, and my fellow 80s kids will appreciate the shout-out to both Darth Vader and Lord Dark Helmet! [h/t The Mary...

“Say Hello to the Future!” [Procrastinate on This!]

I’d totally watch this if it were a movie or TV series, but unfortunately, it’s just the fantastical and new wavish music video for “Alive” by Empire of the Sun. [h/t...

When Gnomes Attack! [Procrastinate on This!]

For those of us who like to watch ALL the HGTV, this Ikea commercial is beyond hilarious. [h/t The Mary...

Samurai Surf & Turf [Procrastinate on This]

Am I the only one disturbed that the “gourmet Chinese” restaurant, Panda Express has decided to name their newest dish after a Japanese warrior? I mean, I know, I know, it’s a stretch to call Panda Express Chinese food anyway, but c’mon… Weird vegetarian pandas getting excited over a mostly meat dish named after a Japanese warrior ad...

April 26-28, 2013 [Procrastinate on This!]

Well, your first nominee for the worst day of the  year has to happen sometime, and that time was this past Tuesday for me. It started out with me getting into a costly early morning, insurance-raising car accident with an egg truck (yes, seriously, I managed to get hit by a truck carrying eggs), and ended with my MIL getting taken to the hospital for what turned out to be congestive heart failure. Everyone’s safe and back at home now, but man, what a sucky week. So since we can’t share a drink, let’s share some procrastination balm. 1. The screen grabs of what happened after a popular comedian sent out this tweet are purty funny (especially if you’re not the parent of a texting teenager) and definitely worth a click-through. [Gawker, “Comedian Gets Kids to Play Evil ‘Drug Deal Prank’ on Their Parents”] 2.  If you suffer from chronic existential angst like I do, this article might be helpful during your next flare-up, or at least remind you you’re not alone. [Jezebel, “How to Manage Your Existential Dread in Light of, Oh, Everything”] 3. Now that we’re a six person household, I anticipate eventually having to invest in the new Netflix family plan, which allows you to stream to four devices instead of the usual two for four more dollars a month. [Wired, “Netflix to Charge $12 to Make Sharing Your Password a Better Experience”] 4. Oh noes! Feminist Ryan Gosling has called it quits! [Hey Girl. Game Over.] 5. So the Victorian era had this intensely disturbing practice of take post-mortem family pics, sometimes with the dead family member propped up with their eyes open. And when I say intensely disturbing, I mean seriously, don’t click through unless you’re ready to be fully creeped out — especially if you’re a parent (remember, infant mortality was much higher back then). [io9, “The Strangest Tradition of the Victorian Era: Post-Mortem Photography] 6. Even more horrific: Google Reader will be shutting down this summer. Here are some alternative feed sites for organizing your internet reading. [LifeHacker] 7. Remember when your uncle told you “ain’t” was to a word because it was in the dictionary? Well, now his son is going to be able to do the same thing when he says, “I was literally laughing my ass off” and you say, “You can’t literally laugh your ass off, because that would mean your ass was either reduced or fell off your body in its entirety because you were laughing so hard.” Your cousin will literally then be able to open a recent dictionary and show you that “literally” is now in there as an emphasis word. Burn! [GalleyCat, “Informal ‘Literally’ Definition Creeps Into...

You Are More Beautiful Than You Think [Procrastinate on This]

I don’t use Dove products, but this wonderful ad makes me want to. Pass it on to all the women you know who are more beautiful than they think. [via...

Why Do We Cry? [Procrastinate on This]

So as it turns out, emotional tears are kinda fascinating. First of all, they’re exclusive to humans, and second of all, they’re technically a survival mechanism, in that you’re way less likely to get killed if you’re crying. Who knew? Anyway, find out more about why we cry below. [via...

Human Rhinoceros Eats His Food [Procrastinate on This]

My inner five-year-old totally approves of this “How Animals Eat Their Food” video, especially the lizard and flamingo–seriously, I was cracking up. [h/t...

Jump Roping Phenom [Procrastinate on This]

I don’t know why everyone’s so impressed with this chyck’s jump roping skills, I can totally do that. (Okay, no I totally can’t and Adrienn Banhegyi is actually quite cool). [via The Mary...

Ryan Reynolds, Day Jobs, and Squares!

Heyo! If you’re coming to this page from our home site, you’ll notice that we’re working on a new look for Fierce and Nerdy. So if you see something, you absolutely love, can’t stand, or feel is missing, please let us know. We hope to have the new design all firmed up by Monday. Meanwhile, here’s some good old-fashioned procrastination to get you through the weekend. Cheers! etc 1. Sad but true, here are 8 reasons you’ll probably never be able to upload your mind into a computer. The most interesting obstacles: the hard wall issue of transporting your consciousness into a new body and uh, how would we go about testing this ish out? [i09, “You’ll Probably Never Upload Your Mind Into a Computer] 2. I’m always complaining that not enough private vendors use/know about the Square payment device. But apparently Silicon Valley doesn’t have that issue. Even the sex workers there are using the clever device to accept payments these days!  [Gawker, “Sex Workers Are Using Square For Tech Clients and Business Is Soaring”] 3. Our friend Delia Hauser is doing pregnancy so much better than most–especially me. She’s even put together a genius system for keeping her and her husband in food and snacks for the first month (way harder than you think if you’ve never had kids). Definitely worth clicking through if you’ve got a baby on the way. [Martha Stalwart, “Frozen Food Month! (or two)”]  4. I love this list of Best Day Jobs for Screenwriters. Wish I’d had it when I moved out here to write. [GalleyCat, “What Are the Best Day Jobs For Writers?”] 5. Ugh! I promised myself that I’d never, ever seen another Ryan Reynolds movie after he chose the awful GREEN LANTERN stall out over the...

Prezzie Snow Plots to Kill a B-word [Procrastinate on This]

Fans of the HUNGER GAMES books will find it interesting to see that the film version will lay out plainly what could only be guessed at in the book: President Snow’s motivation/plan. Because really if you’ve got a great actor like Donald Sutherland, why not use him,...

Why can’t I stop myself from watching the Hangover III? [Procrastinate on This]...

You know when you shouldn’t do a thing, but you do it anyway? That’s how I feel about my reluctant but totally inevitable future viewing of THE HANGOVER III. Also, “I love cocaine!!!” Alrighty, trailer...

If You’re Going to Listen to One “Thriller” Cover [Procrastinate on This]...

Listen to this brilliant version by one-man acapella phenom, Inhyeok Yeo. [via...

The Science of Hair Loss/Balding [Procrastinate on This]

Some fascinating stuff in here, especially if you’ve been living in fear of hair loss because your  mother’s father is as bald as an egg. [via...

Just in case you were looking for a good cry [Procrastinate on This]

…watch this video from the Anti-Defamation League, which imagines a world in which some of our greatest martyrs actually got to live out their lives. So incredibly moving, and a good reminder of how important it is to teach our children not to harbor or abide...

Hack Your To Do List [Procrastinate on This!]

It’s Wednesday, and if you’re anything like me, that means that your week, which started off all nice and shiny is already completely out of control. So here’s some advice on how to hack your to do list from David Allen, the author of GETTING THINGS DONE (which is literally on my ToDo list to read…but I haven’t gotten around to reading it yet [sheepish grin]). [h/t...

Watch a bunch of shit blow up/get destroyed/light up in super slow motion [Procrastinate on This!]...

… courtesy of the Danish reality show, DUMT & FARLIGT, which translates to “Stupid & Dangerous.” So of course the below video is fascinating. [h/t i09, “Watch what happens when you light 60,000 matches...

We’re Programmed to Die [Procrastinate on This!]

Just in case you needed some happy thoughts to get you through the work week, here’s “The Science of Aging” by ASAP Science.

Procrastinate on This! [Friday Edition]

“No one ever erected a statue in honor of a critic.” Whenever I hear that quote from now on, I’ll think of Roger Ebert, who finished this lifetime yesterday and should definitely have a statue put up in honor of his brilliant, brilliant mind. I wish he could have stayed with us forever. That all honored, let’s procrastinate on this: 1. Speaking of brilliant minds, soon-to-be-mom Delia Hauser from Martha Stalwart pointed out to me that I needn’t have bought an expensive pumping bra. I could just cut two holes in an old running bra and voila, hands-free pumping. I tried this at home, and I won’t post a pic, but I will say it totally worked! So heads up to other pumping moms. 2. As someone who just had to use our emergency fund to pay a much higher than expected tax bill, I loved this friendly reminder about how it’s more important to build your emergency fund than pay off all your debt. [The Simple Dollar] 3. I also loved, loved, loved this defense of using current music in historical movies, citing the peasants rocking out to “We Will Rock You” in the (in my opinion) way underappreciated A KNIGHT’S TALE: Imagine if this scene had had music that was appropriate to the period. It would sound to our modern ears like ye olde lute music, and would result in a kind of Disneyland feeling. But by using Queen’s anthem “We Will Rock You,” and incorporating it into the action (the peasants are actually clapping and singing along), we are suddenly electrified with the knowledge of what a jousting event really would have been like in the 1400s. It was a fucking rock show, people. It was not ye olde dancing and funny...

Finally, a super-simple explanation of existentialism [Procrastinate on This!]...

Do you understand what existentialism is? I mean, really-really understand, not just sorta of understand? If so, then you’ll find the below video, “Explain Like I’m Five” by Reddit, rather funny. If not, then you’ll find it rather informative. Either way, win-win, so go’on ahead and watch it. [h/t...

Your Mid-Week “Learn Something, Fool!” [Procrastinate on This]...

“How Big Is the Universe” by Minutephysics explains the difference between the Universe-Universe, the Observable Universe and the Actual Possibly Infinite Universe. In poetic terms, we know a whole lot more about the universe today than we knew yesterday but not nearly as much as we’ll know tomorrow. This will all makes sense if you take five minutes to watch the below video. [h/t...

No, Seriously, You Snooze, You Lose [Procrastinate on This]

In the habit of hitting that snooze button? Seriously, you need to stop, because it’s only going to make you sleepier and less productive. ASAP Science explains why the snooze button is actually ruining your day. [h/t...

Scope’s Bacon Mouthwash [Procrastinate on This!]

I spent an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out if this was an April Fool’s Day prank, but from what I can tell it isn’t. In fact here are some FAQ’s about Scope Bacon from the Scope site itself: Does Scope Bacon make my breath smell like bacon? No. Scope Bacon just tastes like bacon while you swish, but leaves your breath smelling minty fresh 5 times longer than brushing alone. Is Scope Bacon a sufficient replacement for my breakfast? No. Scope Bacon contains zero nutritional value and does not serve as an acceptable substitute for food. Should I use Scope Bacon before or after breakfast? We recommend using Scope Bacon after breakfast. Does Scope Bacon contain real bacon? No. No pigs are harmed during the making of Scope Bacon. The bacon taste you’ll find in Scope Bacon is a perfectly healthy synthetic flavoring. How is Scope Bacon made? A synthetic bacon flavoring is infused in the unflavored mouthwash formula at a specific time in the manufacturing process. File this under: “We’ve Gone Too Far.” God save us all…...

Darth Vader Makes Me Want to Go to Okinawa [Procrastinate on This!]

…and that’s kinda strange, because this is technically an ad for Tokyo Disneyland, which is over a thousand miles away. But, oh well, enjoy!...

Granny O’Grimm Keeps It Real [Fierce Women]

If you had plans to discriminate against an elderly woman this month, watch this Oscar-nominated short, written and voiced by Kathleen O’Rourke, and perhaps reconsider those plans. Sleep has no fury like a grandma scorned. [via...

Why the Game of Thrones Book Aren’t Worth Reading [Procrastinate on This]...

We here at Fierce and Nerdy rarely recommend not picking up a book, but c’mon, the GoT books are hella hard to get through — a perfectly explained by this NSFW animation, “What It’s Like to Read the Game of Thrones Books.” [via...

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Trailer [Procrastinate on This]

I have no idea what’s going on in the trailer for L’ECUME DES JOURS, but it’s directed by Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) and stars Audrey Tautou (Amelie), so you know I’m going to be watching this ish as soon as it releases in the United States. But seriously if you do want to know what it’s about, click through to i09. They’ve got a description, but be forewarned the plot is almost as nonsensical as the trailer. [via...

Dreamers, Kick-Assers, and Zafty Bookwrights “Like” to Procrastinate on This!...

Whatta week! I’ve been cleared for exercise and I’m doing a No Sugar Detox until April, so I’ve been ping-ponging between lots of energy and focus and … well, something akin to non-specific rage. Basically, it’s like going through withdrawal, but meanwhile I’m kicking ass on my ToDo list. But enough about me, lets crack open this week’s batch of nerdy procrastination! 1. Why am I, the queen of all gummy bear addicts, ditching sugar all of sudden? Well, last week my sister introduced me to, HUNGRY FOR CHANGE, a fascinating documentary about the way we eat and diet, and it really inspired me to a) never ever go on another diet-diet, and b) ditch the sugar. I’ve been eating as much as I want of good foods all week and I mostly feel awesome save for the sugar withdrawal symptoms. If you don’t have Netflix streaming, click through to watch HUNGRY FOR CHANGE for free on your computer. But hop on it soon, the film will only be available until the end of March. [HUNGRY FOR CHANGE Screening Event] 2. Since this is from THE ONION, this advice is probably meant to be a joke, but unfortunately, this is how many of us pursue our dreams in real life. Read it and laugh…or groan. [“Find The Thing You’re Most Passionate About, Then Do It On Nights And Weekends For The Rest Of Your Life”] 3. As a “zafty” “bookwright” and “spermologer,” I’m wondering why these wonderful “Englishable” words fell out of favor. And I’m determined to bring back “Wonder-wench,” which is so much more clever than it’s boring counterpart, “sweetheart.” [Jezebel, “Are you a Spermologer? Find Out With 18 Obsolete Words That Never Should Have Gone Out of Style] 4. Find out what your Facebook...

“I don’t care –I love it!” [Fierce Women Month]...

“I Love It” by fierce indie synthpop duo, Icona Pop, is basically the best thing to happen to happen to Top 40 radio this decade. That is all.

After Ever After [Fierce Women Month]

We like a happy ending here as much as the next nerd, but internet sensation, Paint, delves into what might have happened to some of our favorite princesses after their happily ever afters — and it ain’t pretty. Some words that come up: beastiality, oil spills, torture, and entrails. If you ignore the fact that most of the issues brought up don’t gel with the historical era in which these stories are set, then it makes for a fun listen. [via...

Technology can’t wipe your ass [Procrastinate on This!]

Friendly reminder… [via i09]

How to get rid of back pain in a few super-easy steps – Procrastinate on This! [Fierce Women]...

Seriously, if you watch one video this week, watch this one. I’ve been standing and sitting as advised by the fiercely nerdy Esther Gokhale for a couple of days now, and my chronically achy back feels so much better. Also, it’s so much easier to stick my butt out like our ancestors of old than “sit up straight.” Primal posture for the win! [via...

Damsels In Distress — Ugh! – Procrastinate on This [Fierce Women]...

Sadly, our Fierce Women Month series can’t be all unicorns and rainbows. Sadly, despite the real world advances of strong women, damsels in distress are still in large fictional supply — especially in videogames. But knowledge is power. Learn all about the trope in video games from the brilliant Anita Sarkeesian of the Feminist Frequency blog. The history of this trope is both infuriating and fascinating, basically “in the game of patriarchy women aren’t the opposing team, they’re the ball.” [via The Mary...

If GAME OF THRONES were set in high school… [Procrastinate on This!]...

…I would watch the heck out of it. Check out the promising first 5 minute webisode of “School of Thrones,” which stars the youngest sister from the web series version of PRIDE AND PREJUDICE, “The Lizzie Bennet Diaries” as Sansa Stark. In other news, yes, I’m watching way to many books turned into modern day web series these...

Mulan, Rejected Writers, and the Bacterial Life Inside Your Body Like to Procrastinate on This! [Friday Edition]...

I can’t believe my first week back from maternity leave has already passed! Today I’m finishing up the first copyedit of my second book, THE AWESOME GIRL’S GUIDE TO DATING EXTRAORDINARY MEN: a novel (click through to pre-order), and I’m also gearing up for my first night out unaccompanied by a member of my newly-large family. So yay, maybe I’ll get back to being even halfway interesting soon. Meanwhile, here’s a whole bunch of procrastination, just because I love you. 1. I often tell folks that it’s easier to date if you’re a writer, because you’re already used to rejection and things not working out as planned. I also believe that rejection makes you a much better artist; therefore you should go out there and accrue as much of it as you can. However, Tayari Jones explains why rejection is good for the writer’s soul much better than I do, so definitely click through. [The Best Way to Get Over Rejection? Get Rejected More Often] 2. This post about a now-stalled possible spin-off for ONCE UPON A TIME’S Mad Hatter character reminded me how underused some of OUAT’s most interesting characters are. Here’s hoping they give my favorite character, Mulan, an episode of her own someday soon. [The Mary Sue] 3. Read these “20 amazing facts about the human body” if you want to be fascinated and possibly somewhat disgusted by your mortal coil. My fave facts: “On sheer count of cells, there is more bacterial life inside you than human” and “If sci-fi movies were to be believed, terrible things would happen if your body were pushed from a spaceship without a suit. But it’s mostly fiction. There would be some discomfort as the air inside the body expanded, but nothing like the...

A New Kind of Workout [Procrastinate on This]

The next time you don’t feel like getting out of bed to exercise, maybe re-enact this Matt & Kim video. It looks like a great workout — also, the song is the usual Matt & Kim brand of awesome. [h/t...

Little Nerd Tries to Reach the Moon. Fails in the Cutest Way Possible. [Procrastinate on This]...

Kudos to Kayla, who tried her 2yo best to reach the moon by jumping at it. She didn’t make it, but maybe one day… [via...

As It Turns Out, “Head Like a Hole” Is a Fantastic Bubblegum Pop Song [Procrastinate on This]...

Yes, seriously! Take a listen to this “Call Me Maybe”/”Head Like a Hole” mash-up, aptly named “Call Me Hole.” [via...

Won’t Anyone Think of the B-Girls??? – Procrastinate on This! [Fierce Girls]...

Friendly reminder to all you fierce and nerdy parents: forget about piano lessons, enroll your little girl in a breakdancing class. 1) it’s great exercise, and 2) little b-girls are like the cutest things on the planet. Don’t believe me? Watch 6yo Bgirl, Terra, school a fool on the dance floor below. [h/t The Mary...

Ernessa T. Carter Likes to Procrastinate on This!

Heyo! I’m back! I’m back! And so very happy to be so. Reading nerdy tidbits just ain’t the same without you, dearest readers, and numerical aggregation. Also, I’m back just in time for Woman’s History Month, so a whole lot of fun is about to be had — if you’re a nerd who appreciates women, which I’m sure all of us are. But enough small talk, let’s get to the good stuff! 1. Man, I miss driving our electric car. I had to do an exchange with my husband and now he drives the Chevy Volt while I’m stuck in the much more twins + toddler friendly, Ford Flex. I really can’t wait until they come up with an electric 7-passenger vehicle — or even better — one that drives itself. So this Slate op-ed in favor of electric cars that drive themselves is right up my alley. And yes, I’m obsessed with the subject of self-propelled cars, and will probably find a way to bring it up at least every other month until I get one of my very own. [“A Computer Will Drive the Electric Car of the Future”] 2. The story of why men stopped wearing high heels — basically, they were practical at first for riding a horse into battle and the like, but then they became impractical. But do read the entire story as it’s fascinating. [Jezebel] 3. All artists — especially writers and non-trained actors– should download this body language cheat sheet by psychologist, Carolyn Kaufman, like yesterday. Very useful. [h/t GalleyCat] 4. My remaining twin tummy pooch is out of control, and I need all the shopping tips (and pooch-hiding clothes)I can get until I’m cleared for exercise and can attack it properly. So I really enjoyed...

Storycorps’ “Eyes on the Stars” — Your Black History Month Cry [Procrastinate on This]...

This touching backstory told by Challenger astronaut, Ronald McNair’s brother has it all: books! racist librarians! Star Trek! fierce nerdery! I teared up like nobody’s business. A wonderful, stubborn, and brilliant mind was lost in that explosion. [h/t...

What’s going on in your head when you’re doing your creative thing? [Procrastinate on This]...

After seeing this MRI-based video by Sivu, I really want to know what goes on in our heads when we write. From i09: Musician Sivu spent two hours inside an MRI machine to film the music video for his song “Better Man Than He.” The result is this hypnotic video, which lets us see what literally goes on in Sivu’s head as he...

A Bond Theme Song FINALLY Wins an Oscar [Procrastinate on This]

Several Bond theme songs have been nominated, but only one has ever won, and that’s the immensely worthy “Skyfall” as sung by Adele. Let’s celebrate with this wonderfully snarky honest trailer for...

Michael Jackson Lives!!! [Procrastinate on This]

In the form of Legos. “Lego Dance” by Annette Jung made me want to watch all the MJ TV and movie specials all over again.   [via...

As It Turns Out, Money Can Buy You Happiness [Procrastinate on This]

The answer to the timeless question, “Can money buy happiness?” — yes! … provided you spend it in the right way. Apparently, those who spend their money on others and experiences versus themselves and material things report being much happier. See the video below for way more colorful details. [via Jezebel, “Can Money Buy You...

“I Joined a Book Club Just So I Could Drink Some Wine!” [Procrastinate on This]...

I thought I was done with ads, featuring white people rapping, but then “The Motherhood,” a British ad for the four-door Fiat, pulled me back in! [via Jezebel, “Fiat Mom Raps About Sticky Furniture, Faking Orgasms, and Her Sweet...

I Never Had Any Desire to Go to the Swiss Alps [Procrastinate on This!]...

Until now. Man, Swiss Alps, you sure are purty at night. [via...

READING RAINBOW Remixed by Symphony of Science

But warning, do not watch this video if you only have a few minutes to procrastinate. I’m working, but now I want to read a book so bad…

Still Looking for a “Blow Her/His Mind” V-Day Gift? – Procrastinate on This! [Love Week]...

…then book a singing telegram to croon about how much you love the person you love like this xoJane writer did. Check it out below: [via...

Three People I Love — One Movie – Procrastinate on This! [Love Week]...

I love Tilda Swinton. I love Tom Hiddleston (better known as Loki from THOR and THE AVENGERS). And I love, love, love director, Jim Jarmusch. So I’m pretty sure I’m going to just adore his upcoming movie, ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE, which involves two of the people I love playing longtime vampire lovers. Here’s a first image: [via...

Man, Will Ferrell Is a Good Kisser! – Procrastinate on This [Love Week]...

So you probably didn’t see this ad during the Super Bowl, because it only aired in Oklahoma, Texas, and Montana. But I can almost guarantee that if it had aired nationally, then it would have received a favorable review in Amy Robinson’s SuperBowl commercial round-up — Amy feel free to correct me if that’s not true. [via...

In Defense of Introverts [Procrastinate on This]

As someone who qualifies myself as a “loud introvert,” I really appreciated this video. It says that basically introversion is on a spectrum, and that people (including introverts themselves) are very prejudiced toward people who are on it. It’s also worth clicking through to take the quiz about whether you’re an introvert, extrovert, or a combination of both. [via...