Archive for Procrastinate on This

The New Season of TRUE BLOOD Will Feature Vampires [Procrastinate on This]

Apr 04, 2012 No Comments

Yep, yep, it sure will. I know a few of you were wondering about that. But this strangely low-on-Sookie, high-of-fang-flashing Season 5 trailer confirms it. See ya in June.

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Just in Case You Were Wondering If Dinosaurs Are Utterly Awe-Inspiring… [Procrastinate on This]

Apr 03, 2012 No Comments

… they totally are. Ask Symphony of Science about it, son. Most strangely powerful line, “If we’d never found their bones, we’d never have known these ancient animals ever existed.”  ~via The Mary Sue

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Downton Arby’s and SpikeTV’s Downton Abbey [Procrastinate on This]

Apr 02, 2012 1 Comment

I swear, Downton parodies are doing more to convince me to give the series a chance than actual word-of-mouth. Here’s two more: one from HuffPost and one from SNL, which I’m only half-sure I haven’t already posted. Whatever, you’re lucky I show up for this gig every weekday M-Th. And the main point is that [...]

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KEVIN KELLER, TANK GIRL, and YOTSUBA [Miss Packrat Show]

Mar 30, 2012 No Comments

Well, it is Lady Nerds month, so it’s only appropriate that we swap out this week’s Packrat show with the MISS PACKRAT SHOW. Also, they’re reviewing KEVIN KELLER (aka the gay guy from ARCHIE); my long time fave, TANK GIRL; and YOTSUBA, a sweet manga appropriate for all ages. That’s what’s up!

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The Most Awesome Ad for the Most Awesome Mineral Water on Earth [Procrastinate on This]

Mar 29, 2012 3 Comments

Seriously, I don’t have anything to say about this ad for Vytautas Mineral Water from Lithuania except that you need to watch it right freaking now.

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The DARK SHADOWS Remake Looks Less Campy and More Just Bad [Procrastinate on This]

Mar 28, 2012 No Comments

When the movie version of the super-campy 70s soap opera, DARK SHADOWS, was announced, I had a lot of questions like, “Why” and “What the fark?” and “Really, Tim Burton and Johnny Depp?” — which just brings us back to “Why???” Here’s what I determined after watching the trailer below: 1. It’s really hard to [...]

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The Girl Scouts ROCK and Are Apparently in the Candy Business Now [One More Thing Before We Go][XXOO]

Mar 27, 2012 No Comments

Because so many fierce nerds we know started out as Girl Scouts, we’ve decided make them our Lady Nerds of the Day. But more importantly, did you know there’s now Girl Scout Cookie Candy??? I think we need a Jersey Joe review STAT!

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We Are Cannibals Because We Eat Our Vegetables [Procrastinate on This]

Mar 27, 2012 No Comments

FINALLY, a video that gets the creepy, problematic nature of anthropomorphized food items. Furthermore, “The Vegetable Song” by Si Bennett is very catchy, so good job! The Vegetable Song (tweet @totallyeustus) from Si Bennett on Vimeo.

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ABRAHAM LINCOLN: Vampire Hunter Trailer [Procrastinate on This]

Mar 26, 2012 No Comments

Well, the book by Seth Grahame-Smith didn’t exactly blow me away. But based on this second official trailer and the fact that it was directed from the same Russian guy that helmed WANTED, I think we can safely say that this movie is going to be kick-ass. I’m totally there when it hits theaters on [...]

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Procrastinate on This [Friday Edition]

Mar 23, 2012 3 Comments

Greetings from Charlottesville, VA, where I’m taking part in the VA Festival of the Book, but mostly ensconcing myself in a hotel room for five days, so that I can finally catch up. Other than missing my family terribly, it is awesome. Especially the part where I subsist on packaged food like I’m in my [...]

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