Project Runway Season 11: Finale Part 2! It’s Over Bitches… Drops The Mike. [Runway Rund...

Well, it’s over… We finally reached the end of the season, dear readers. I know many of you abandoned this season long ago when we all started to realize this whole teams business was a big mistake. For those of you that stuck with it like I have (read: had to) you can go clean up all those wine bottles and throw out those caffeine pills you were taking to stay awake. Let’s all take one last stroll through this season’s finale shall we? As always, there are spoilers ahead, so be warned (if you actually care)… So here we are with our final three designers, Michelle, Stanley and Patricia. I must say at this point...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 13, Season Finale Part 1… Drag...

Well kids, Lifetime opted to drag this shit out for even one more torturous week. They couldn’t just wrap it up with one nice big long finale, they had to squeak out one more damn episode and water down what has ultimately been the 2nd to worst season yet. (The worst being when they...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 12 – Come On… Get This O...

Previously on Dawson’s Creek, I mean Project Runway… We were anxiously (read:bored) waiting to see what would become of poor Michelle and her “do or die” moment. Cliffhangers are such a thrill, I can hardly contain my excitement, and by that I mean: even in the poor...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 11 Pocahontas Inspired Trash Bags Fo...

I don’t know how any of you do it! Week after week you manufacture drama out of the most boring crop of half baked designers we have seen in the 11 seasons of this show. I’m talking of course to you: the Editors of Project Runway Season 11: Teams Edition. I can picture you all...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 10 Avant Garddamn This Season Will N...

*Picks the glass of wine up, takes a sip and sighs deeply* Is it over yet?! Did they just shoot them all and bury them somewhere by the airport hoping nobody has actually been watching? Please tell me this season is like a bad dream within a dream and I’ll wake soon to find that tonight...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 9 – Seriously… Send Them...

God! How bad did last week’s work suck?! Poor Amanda was sent packing for THE worst showings by an entire group in the history of project runway. Alas, they didn’t take me or Heidi’s advice and send them all home, so I guess we get another challenge to critique. I have to...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 8 – Send Them ALL Home! Sad St...

Ok readers, is anyone else over this season as much as I am yet? While I had high hopes for this “Teams Edition” to bring something new to the game, all it has done is water down the designs and allow the contestants to aim for being safe… As long as they look around the...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 7 Prom On A Budget! [Runway Rundown]

Last week we saw the demise of our dear friend Albino Bellhop’s dream of being the next great american designer. (Yeah, Next great american designer that nobody really knows anything about or hears from again after this reality show…) Honestly Ben, I think you dodged a bullet. The...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 6 – This Episode Sponsored By ...

Last week on The Facts Of Life, we left Jo struggling to put a zipper into her chiffon strapless dress as Tootie laughed in the corner having finished her garment — she was just waiting for her model to return from the L’Oreal Paris makeup room. Mrs. Garrett was rounding up the...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 5 Bruised Wookie Realness! [Runway R...

Well readers, we are another week into our newest season of the Runway Rundown and I have to say, we are starting to see who has the talent and who has just been skirting (bad pun) by. I do feel however, no one this season has really stepped up yet and owned the competition showing total...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 4 – Prickly Floral Cosby Sweat...

This was the week all the designers were dreading, but sick bitches like myself were waiting for: the first big Unconventional Materials Challenge! I love seeing designers get super creative with essentially miscellaneous junk, so let’s see how they fared this week. As always, watch the...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 3 – Surprise! I Made This Ugly...

Last week’s “Ball Fest” led to this week’s “Bawl Fest.” I missed Susan Sarandon’s boobs this week, they could have helped to lighten the mood as our designers reached the first challenge full of over confidence, self doubt, some hideous choices and a...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 1 – Everyone Share Your Toys! ...

Here we go again readers, we are off on another amazing adventure of hideous Poly-Blends, achingly beautiful garments out left field, gossipy moments in the aisles of MOOD and some stitch and bitch backstabbing. Season 11 of Project Runway: Teams Edition has begun! I always find that I love...

Project Runway Season 11 Pre-Show Rundown! [A Tall Glass of Shame]

Get ready, because next week, an all new Season of Project Runway hits the air, and my bitchy commentary will start to flow like the mighty Mississippi! Season 10 turned out to be a bit of a snooze-fest and shaking things up is exactly what the reality series Project Runway needed, so for...

Project Runway Season 10: Finale Part 1 Bad Wigs and Black Fabric! [Ru...

The finale is but mere moments away, but first we have to slog through the 2nd to last episode where we get see what our final group is really doing with their collections. Surprised? Excited? Horrified? Are they a bunch of hacks or truly beaming stars of this reality franchise? Any thoughts?...

The Learning Channel? Honey Boo Boo Season 1 [A Tall Glass Of Shame]

What have I learned from The Learning Channel as of late?… Not much really. Sadly the one channel on television that should be held to some sort of standard when it comes to “learning,” appears to be obsessed with babies, weddings, the Amish, conjoined twins, dance moms, and...

GO ON and THE NEW NORMAL: Fall TV 2012 [Worth Watching?]

Despite getting rid of cable as of October 1st, I am still totally committed to reviewing all of the new scripted fall TV shows (as long as they’re on broadcast). However, there was a mix up or I got confused, and somehow I ended up missing the pilots of both GO ON and THE NEW NORMAL...

This Is A Glue The Sh*t Out Of It Moment! [Runway Rundown]

Upon re-watching last week’s episode I would like to add a slap of the hand to one Michael Kors… Mr. Kors Take off your shades please! You are judging a competition based on truly seeing the garments and unless you are rocking a fan and are Karl F’in Lagerfeld, I don’t...

One Two Three Four, I Declare A Craft War! [A Tall Glass of Shame]

Get out your glue guns and brace for a glitter bomb, TLC’s new show Craft Wars has hit the airwaves and is pitting crafty cat ladies and (possibly) gay craftinistas head to head in a competition of less than epic proportion. Last week the new show aired and I must say, the show seems...

How to Watch TV [2011 in Review]

Oh my gosh, guess what we just sent out to all our FaN bloggers. That’s right, the end-of-the-year survey. You know I’m just crazy about our bi-annual BOOK WEEKs, but my second favorite two weeks of the FaN season is when we take time out to round up our favorite and least...

HELL ON WHEELS: Fall TV 2011 [Worth Watching?]

I know I said that I wasn’t going to cover new cable shows this Fall, and for the most part I haven’t — though, I’ve heard AMERICAN HORROR STORY is okay to good — but still missing DEADWOOD as I do, I had to give this new AMC show, HELL ON WHEELS at least one...

GRIMM and ALLEN GREGORY: Fall TV 2011 [Worth Watching?]

It occurs to me that I haven’t given a golden DVR ticket to any male-led shows all season. How bizarre. Well, this weekend I had the chance to correct that with the premieres of GRIMM and ALLEN GREGORY. Did they make it on to my DVR? Let’s find out! Overview GRIMM: An NYC...

ONCE UPON A TIME: Fall TV 2011 [Worth Watching?]

I tend to be a little leery of fraternal twins when it comes to Fall TV. For example it took me a whole year to give ER a chance because it premiered at the same time as CHICAGO HOPE. I actually ended up liking both shows — I even watched ER faithfully until its season finale, but still...

MAN UP! Fall TV 2011 [Worth Watching?

I really did not have high hopes for this ABC sitcom, which follows the rather problematic and popular-this-season theme, of men not being manly enough these days. I’ve already given you my thoughts on LAST MAN STANDING (a bit better than expected) and HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN (even worse...

LAST MAN STANDING Review: Fall TV 2011 [Worth Watching?]

So I never posted a review for HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN, and that was because it sucked. I mean, sucked to the point that I was happy there were no people of color in it, b/c I didn’t want them involved in this pile-up. Which is too bad, because it had a few people I liked in it, including...

SUBURGATORY Review: Fall TV 2011 [Worth Watching?]

Being a big fan of the movie, EASY A, I was really looking forward to this new ABC sitcom, which many critics have been comparing to the acclaimed movie. Did it live up to its hype? Let’s discuss. Overview: After a single father (Jeremy Sisto) discovers a pack of condoms in his...

Terra Nova is a Terra No-Go [TV Review]

A review 65 million years in the making In 1993, upon entering third grade (yes I just dated myself, big time), I was a dinosaur fanatic. All kids go through that dino-phase, but ultimately grow out of it. Not me. Spielberg and Chrichton instilled a morbid fascination of dinosaurs within me...

HART OF DIXIE Review: Fall TV 2011 [Worth Watching?]

Yesterday, I watched two very different kinds of shows, one that came with a ton of hype, TERRA NOVA, and one that I didn’t know was even going to be on the air, until I was compiling my Fall TV 2011 Challege watch list — that would be HART OF DIXIE. How did it all turn out? Well,...

WHITNEY, A GIFTED MAN, and PAN AM Reviews: Fall TV 2011 [Worth Watchin...

Yesterday I got home and watched three shows, none of which will be added to my queue. So let’s discuss WHITNEY, A GIFTED MAN, and PAN AM … with a bunch of sighing: Overview WHITNEY: An anti-marriage photographer navigates her three-year relationship with a nice guy who owns an...

CHARLIE’S ANGELS, PERSON OF INTEREST, PRIME SUSPECT Reviews: Fal...

Can you say more drama for your mama? Due to a recording conflict at my BFF’s house (I spent the night there before heading to upstate New York for a wedding in a field), I wasn’t able to see  NBC’s much-hyped sitcom, WHITNEY. But all the new fall dramas that popped off...

REVENGE Review: Fall TV 2011 [Worth Watching?]

Though, I really like Madeleine Stowe (12 MONKEYS – hey, hey hey!) and Emily VanCamp (I even stopped watching BROTHERS & SISTERS after she left), I didn’t have high hopes for their new night time drama, REVENGE. Was I right? Was I wrong? Here’s my review: Overview: A...

NEW GIRL and UNFORGETTABLE Review: Fall TV 2011 [Worth Watching?]

FINALLY, a couple of  shows I was looking somewhat forward to watching: NEW GIRL, starring elfin movie-star, Zooey Deschanel, Damon Wayans Jr. (from HAPPY ENDINGS), the other deputy from THE WALKING DEAD, and some random dude I’ve never heard of; and UNFORGETTABLE, a procedural about a...

2 BROKE GIRLS Review: Fall TV 2011 [Worth Watching?]

Yesterday I watched two women-centered shows, neither of which I had very high hopes for, because of their situations: THE PLAYBOY CLUB, which is set in the 60s, at the Playboy Club in Chicago, and 2 BROKE GIRLS, which is set in a diner in contemporary New York. Well, I was totally right...

THE SECRET CIRCLE Review: Fall TV 2011 [Worth Watching?]

Last night, I channeled my inner-teenager to watch the latest series in CW’s popular YA-book-to-TV-show formula. How did it go? Well, teen me didn’t exactly squee. Here’s my report on the THE SECRET CIRCLE: Overview A newly orphaned Cassie, returns to her mother’s...

UP ALL NIGHT and FREE AGENTS Reviews: Fall TV 2011 [Worth Watching?]

I hear COMMUNITY has gotten better, as has PARKS & RECREATIONS. Also, I love Christina Applegate, Will Arnett, and Hank Azaria, so I had high hopes for NBC’s new comedy block starring all of them — though I also had major resentment that it didn’t pop off until 10pm....

CAMELOT on Starz Channel: Philosophical Monday

Okay, well the CAMELOT redux has sneak-previewed its first episode on the Starz Channel. I’m a nerd. I’m a British scif-fi nerd. Jonathan Worth, the head writer of CAMELOT, previously did stints on TORCHWOOD and LIFE ON MARS. I should have adored this series opener, except I...