Erotic Scrap Book: Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro,

My boyfriend’s birthday is in a few weeks and I have NO extra money. Things are so tight that I won’t be able to pay rent AND get him something as meaningful as he deserves. My guy is so thoughtful and giving and I want to do something amazing to show him how special and sexy he is to me. Suggestions for this pauper girl?


Poor & In Love

Dear P&IL,

Times are tough and as the old saying goes, “money can’t buy love” or happiness for that matter. Unless, of course, you find happiness and love on yachts in the Caribbean and strip clubs… But back to your issue. If you want to be thoughtful, how about putting together an Erotic “Scrap” Book? Write out some fantasies your special guy is turned on by interspersed with a few exciting escapades you two have shared. Make some suggestive drawings, cut out kinky pictures and print some self portraits of you looking all ready for action. You could simply illustrate your stories with photos of things like the messy bed left in the aftermath of a passionate night, the lingerie you wore or the view out the window of where one of your tales takes place. You do not actually have to be explicit unless that is what you want. Get creative! Put all of your material together in a book form to make an Erotic Book he will cherish and reference through out your years together.

Lust & Happiness,
Dr. Miro

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