File This Under: The Universe Has Forsaken Us

You know, I wasn’t a nice kid or a nice teenager, but I like to believe that I’m a pretty nice adult. I give money and time to good causes, attend church fairly regularly, am kind to friends and strangers, don’t kick puppies, always leave nice tips. So I’m trying to figure out what I could have done to so upset the powers-that-be.

And no doubt, that dark days are upon us, b/c I have received news of such a horrible nature that there could be no other explanation. Here’s Troy Reimink from The Grand Rapids Press:

Seems like nothing but bad news lately. Unemployment’s through the roof, the Big Three are on the verge of tanking and newspapers aren’t … exactly … doing … so … well. But this is the most depressing information I’ve read in I don’t know how long — Creed is reuniting.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Why Universe, why???

Oh, the humanity. Read about their upcoming reunion and tour here. And check out Friend of FaN, Leonard H, microwaving Creed below. Good times.