Guess the Random Lyric: Final Score: You=3 1/2; Me=1 1/2

So I suppose you guys are all happy now, b/c Jennifer the Tough Rabbit guessed correctly that Friday’s lyric was from “If I Could Turn Back Time” by Cher. Well, our All-Women’s Month ain’t over yet, so just don’t get too happy, too soon. Ya hear me!

Anywho, kicking things off with Standard Monday. Usually I love effed up love songs, but my only response to this one, is “Yeah, you need to dump him, girl.”

He isn’t true
He beats me, too
What can I do?

Guesses in the comments, and Cher takes one for the then-peace time troops after the jump: