If the Hipster Games Were Real, I Would DIE! [Procrastinate on This]

Though I take pride in being one of the few people who actually admit to being a hipster, I despise raw foods outside of steak tartar and sushi, and I can’t live without brunch. I mean, seriously, who would want to? Just kill me with an acoustic guitar now.

In other news, I promise that intro will make way more sense after you watch the below video:

~via Jezebel