In Defense of the Indefensible
Think about it.
Most bad habits are harmful or inconvenient to you and ofttimes others. But picking your nose is neither. Furthermore, it’s actually an act of grooming. You dig, you unclog. And you even get that little thrill of accomplishment when you’re finished.
Also when everything else in your life is out of control, you can take solace in the fact that you are always, always*, in control of your nose.
And as long as you’re at it, you might as well go ahead and eat that booger.
That’s right, put it in your mouth. It’s gummy protein with a little kick of salt.
So if you’re going to pick up a bad habit, try picking your nose. It’s really quite enjoyable.