In Defense of the Indefensible
In my humble opinion, picking your nose is the best bad habit you could have.
Think about it.
Most bad habits are harmful or inconvenient to you and ofttimes others. But picking your nose is neither. Furthermore, it’s actually an act of grooming. You dig, you unclog. And you even get that little thrill of accomplishment when you’re finished.
Also when everything else in your life is out of control, you can take solace in the fact that you are always, always*, in control of your nose.
And as long as you’re at it, you might as well go ahead and eat that booger.
That’s right, put it in your mouth. It’s gummy protein with a little kick of salt.
So if you’re going to pick up a bad habit, try picking your nose. It’s really quite enjoyable.
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Ew. Although, I can be a nailbiter. Equally disgusting, and yet some of my lunch is always found leftover in my cuticles. Yum!
Ew. Although, I can be a nailbiter. Equally disgusting, and yet some of my lunch is always found leftover in my cuticles. Yum!
Ew. Although, I can be a nailbiter. Equally disgusting, and yet some of my lunch is always found leftover in my cuticles. Yum!
Okay in no way shape or form is eating your booger acceptible. Well, maybe if you were stranded in a snow storm…..no, it’s just not right!
I think people just cannot admit that picking their boogers are okay, because that would mean it’s okay when other people do. It’s like dude I could just have picked a booger and if I turned around and saw you doing the same thing I’d still be like “ew!”
Okay in no way shape or form is eating your booger acceptible. Well, maybe if you were stranded in a snow storm…..no, it’s just not right!
I think people just cannot admit that picking their boogers are okay, because that would mean it’s okay when other people do. It’s like dude I could just have picked a booger and if I turned around and saw you doing the same thing I’d still be like “ew!”
Okay in no way shape or form is eating your booger acceptible. Well, maybe if you were stranded in a snow storm…..no, it’s just not right!
I think people just cannot admit that picking their boogers are okay, because that would mean it’s okay when other people do. It’s like dude I could just have picked a booger and if I turned around and saw you doing the same thing I’d still be like “ew!”
Alternative to nose in finger = netty pot. It’s a classy (because it’s porcelain) and holistic (because it’s salt water) way to get your “nose play” needs met.
Alternative to nose in finger = netty pot. It’s a classy (because it’s porcelain) and holistic (because it’s salt water) way to get your “nose play” needs met.
Alternative to nose in finger = netty pot. It’s a classy (because it’s porcelain) and holistic (because it’s salt water) way to get your “nose play” needs met.
As Madonna says (that’s right, I’m quoting Madonna) “Everyone picks their nose. Everyone pees in the shower” I can only do one of those.
I think people don’t admit to nose-picking because then everyone would want to share the triumphs “HEY! Look what I just got!!”
As Madonna says (that’s right, I’m quoting Madonna) “Everyone picks their nose. Everyone pees in the shower” I can only do one of those.
I think people don’t admit to nose-picking because then everyone would want to share the triumphs “HEY! Look what I just got!!”
favorite quote from this comment string, “it’s classy because it’s porcelain”
They also come in plastic. Easier for traveling than a porcelain neti! But alas, not as classy…
They also come in plastic. Easier for traveling than a porcelain neti! But alas, not as classy…
They also come in plastic. Easier for traveling than a porcelain neti! But alas, not as classy…
This is some great food for thought …. just so long as that food isn’t boogers. Man (and woman) cannot live on snot alone.
This is some great food for thought …. just so long as that food isn’t boogers. Man (and woman) cannot live on snot alone.
This is some great food for thought …. just so long as that food isn’t boogers. Man (and woman) cannot live on snot alone.