Mar18
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One More Thing Before We Go: Baby Bangs
Apparently, there are actually people out there that feel that their hair-challenged babies need a little help, hence forming a market for Baby Bangs, which Before-and-Afters babies as seen below. I’m curious about the kind of mother that would make her little girl wear Baby Bangs. I suspect she is the same kind of woman that gets her grade-schooler a weave, you know, right before entering her into the local beauty pageant.
But maybe I’m just being insensitive. Both my sister and I were born with full heads of hair, so I never knew the pain of being a less than fully afroed-out baby. Still, I know I won’t be buying this for Betty, even if she’s bald and everyone assumes she’s a boy. Would you get Baby Bangs for your child?
Everyone thought my older sister was a boy when she was a baby so my mom got a lot of bows and put them on her, people still thought she was a boy though.
Everyone thought my older sister was a boy when she was a baby so my mom got a lot of bows and put them on her, people still thought she was a boy though.
even better…baby TOUPEES for those bald young 'uns
http://www.babytoupee.com/
even better…baby TOUPEES for those bald young 'uns
http://www.babytoupee.com/
Isn't the whole point of being a baby is to grow up and let your hair grow in???? How paranoid of a parent do you have to be to buy your kid a fake hair piece. Seems like that same person would be worried about their baby ripping off the baby bangs in public and thereby exposing their dirty little secret. And what happens when your baby's hair grows in and oops oh my…their hair isn't the color of all those sweet little pictures you took of your baby in the baby bangs! Imagine having to explain later in life how your parents bought you a hair piece!!! If you baby looks like man put her in pink and deal. jeez.
Isn't the whole point of being a baby is to grow up and let your hair grow in???? How paranoid of a parent do you have to be to buy your kid a fake hair piece. Seems like that same person would be worried about their baby ripping off the baby bangs in public and thereby exposing their dirty little secret. And what happens when your baby's hair grows in and oops oh my…their hair isn't the color of all those sweet little pictures you took of your baby in the baby bangs! Imagine having to explain later in life how your parents bought you a hair piece!!! If you baby looks like man put her in pink and deal. jeez.
i don't think anything beats kitty wigs:
http://kittywigs.com/
i don't think anything beats kitty wigs:
http://kittywigs.com/