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Oral ICK! Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn’t Learn in Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro,

I’ve been dating a guy for a couple months and I really like everything about him except one major issue. He has the worst breath EVER!!! The last time he picked me up for a date I couldn’t kiss him because his pie-hole smelled ROTTEN. I made up an excuse as to why I had to stay home. Am I being shallow for dumping him?

Freshness Lovahh

Dear FL,

When something smells rotten, it usually is. When his mouth, an extremely exposed portion of his being, is gross, how can you even consider exploring what may be in his pants? When a fellow cannot handle simple oral hygiene it makes us question what other aspects of his life are beyond him. I do not think it makes you shallow to want to avoid mouth-decay. However, if this guy means a lot to you, let him know a visit to the dentist is in order. He may have a few cavities as well as bigger tooth and gum issues.

Kissing is so important in a loving sexual relationship. It is hard to get things started in passionate deliciousness when there is a cloud of Ick wafting from your potential lover’s lips. Smells are major in what may turn you on and off. Pay attention to what your senses are telling you. You know what you need to do.

Lust & Happiness,
Dr. Miro

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