From Box Office Mojo Iron Man 3 *soared to the top of the American domestic box office in its second week of release, bringing its cumulative total to $284M. Add that to a foreign haul of $664M and Marvel’s flagship Avenger property should easily reach a billion by the end of the week....

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Not the turd-fest the trailer makes it out to be…but still not very good. Catsby? What Catsby!?!? Be a...

Hilton Head Island, SC – Friday By Joshua Mauldin Celebrity chef and Restaurant Impossible star Robert Irvine’s personal restaurant Eat! has been shut down indefinitely awaiting an investigation by the South Carolina Department of Public Health over questionable ingredients in a...

1. Supermodel Fallen On Hard Times International Model Adriana Verladelia needs your help! As a widely sought after supermodel she does not get out of bed for less than $5000 a day. However, with the recent economic downturn and companies cutting back in various ways, Adriana is in desperate...

Topeka, KS – Friday By Joshua Mauldin As part of a church outreach to hellbound youth, Marcus Walsh infiltrated a local group of high school heavy metal fans and was shocked to discover that none of the kids appeared to be possessed by the devil; most just couldn’t throw a...

By Joshua Mauldin Warner Bros released the official teaser trailer for Alfonso Cuaron’s Gravity, starring George Clooney and Sandra Bullock, and holy Alien Batman it looks schweeeeeet! It’s Cuaron’s first feature since 2006′s modern classic Children Of Men and the...

By Joshua Mauldin Although I enjoyed True Grit, I prefer my Coen Brothers a little quirky, preferably with a side of John Goodman. Inside Llewyn Davis has both, and T. Bone Burnett. And Carrie Mulligan. And Salieri. And folk music. Is it December yet? Image Credit & Trailer: Screen Rant...

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Anaheim, CA – Thursday By Joshua Mauldin In anticipation of the potential for a fourth installment of the popular Toy Story franchise, Walt Disney Co. has filed a request with the copyright office to trademark the number 4. “These movies are so popular, we feel that just their...

As someone who was officially taught to drink by Brits, Aussies, and Kiwis, THE WORLD’S END, the new Simon Pegg/Nick Frost movie, about an adult pub crawl turned sci-fi horror comedy, looks PHENOMENAL. I mean even better than HOT FUZZ. And it might even make up for PAUL–joking:...

By Joshua Mauldin NPH has been tapped yet again to host the Tony Awards because why would they even ask anyone else? The shortlist should be: 1. Neil Patrick Harris 2. No Tony Awards Image Credit & Story: The Hollywood Reporter Be a...

By Joshua Mauldin From Gawker My debate class in high school was little more than a series of packets so I’m right there with yah brah. Perhaps if we actually studied debate I could’ve used a different set of oral skills to get out traffic tickets. Video: youtube Image Credit:...

Columbia, SC – Thursday By Joshua Mauldin Tickets to attend re-elected South Carolina Republican Mark Sanford’s combination election soiree/Appalachian sex extravaganza went on sale this morning. Normally an event like this is open only to campaign staff and financial contributors...

West Memphis, AR By Joshua Mauldin A normal 26-year-old, non-white human female who worked ten hours a day to support her daughter and felt too shy about her body to post pictures on social media was found strangled to death this morning at her residence. Police suspect her unemployed,...

Looking back on it, I’m not even sure how I made it through the 90s. Viva Los Telephonos Inteligente! (And very sorry if I just butchered that Spanish.) [via LikeCool] Be a...

At least it’s amazing until they come to the part where they remind us that the season finale is next Tuesday. Boo! Why can’t funny shows be year-round? [h/t Jezebel] Be a...

Menlo Park, CA – Wednesday By Joshua Mauldin An internal approval poll conducted by Facebook rates people who repeatedly dump frivolous memes the highest among all users. “Our users can’t get enough back-to-back posts of partisan political quips, grumpy cat being grumpy, an...

I don’t have any tattoos. I know, super-surprising, right? But I always say that if I do get one, it will be on the back of my neck. So big respect for this one. [h/t LikeCool] Be a...

If you are or have ever been a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fan, you must, must, must watch this video. But not at work, because this version of TMNT is NSFW. [h/t LikeCool] Be a...

New York, NY – Tuesday By Joshua Mauldin A United Nations official pleaded with both sides of the Syrian conflict this morning, warning them to stick exclusively to conventional means of spreading death. “You know the deal guys, killing each other with bullets, knives and...