Procrastinate on This! We Prefer Our Blow-Up Dolls Nerdy

So I’m just sitting around, wondering why I am still pregnant, despite a week’s worth of minor contractions and several conversations with Baby Betty about coming out now. I don’t want to compare waiting for the gift of life to the worst constipation ever, but let’s just say they have a lot in common. So I’m going to take (yet another) long walk, but the rest of you should definitely procrastinate on the below:

If you love google maps as much as we do, check out this awesome google map alphabet. And maybe start looking out for overhead letters yourself, b/c dude use a better “Z.” Click on the pic for the backstory.

1. Have you been to/even heard of Nauru, Vanuatu, or Lesotho? Yeah, me neither. Find out what other countries made the list of “Top 10 Countries Most People [especially Americans] have never heard of. I blame my shite geography education for only knowing where one of them (Wales) is for sure. [Thundersquee!]

2. If you like music, and you also like smart, funny commentary, make sure to check out this (new to me) blog “Daily Bomb” by occasional FaN Contributor and general clever minx, Kasey Bomber. However be warned: most of her suggestions are dope and you will end up dropping money at iTunes if you read this blog regularly. [Daily Bomb]

3. It’s now official, the only thing funnier than goths in general is goths in hot weather. I chuckle just thinking about it. [Goths in Hot Weather]

4. BudLight is a crime against God and technically no reason to exist, but this NSFW viral ad is awesome. [Gawker]

5. Big thanks to slpc from “Fierce OR Nerdy” for pointing me to this trailer for the  Japanese movie The Air Doll. It’s about a life-sized air doll who suddenly finds herself with a heart. Kind of like a reverse-gender Pinocchio. Great concept, and it looks so much better than Dollhouse, which I have to watch regularly  b/c Joss Whedon is my nerd overlord.