Procrastinate on This! Friday Edition [Sept. 18]

So all my September weekends have been blocked with big events and this one is no different, though compared to Catalina and The Emmys, my old boss’s wedding actually seems like no big deal, though I am just now finding time to go look for a wedding-appropriate dress that fits my considerably more-chesty, stomachy, and thighy bod. So for the third Friday in a row, I must shop. Bizarre. And by bizarre, of course I mean annoying. I think I’m going to banish my many perfectly cute wedding-appropriate dresses to the garage until I finish nursing and having kids. Hopefully they’re still cute in 2012.

Meanwhile, here’s your weekly dose of massive procrastination:

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1. Eww! Why would anyone want to participate in a cricket spitting event? Wisconsin, you nasty! [Thundersquee]

2. The 2012 Olympics will be broadcast in 3D. What sport do we think will be made most thrilling by this? I, for one, want to see how if affects the high-dive. [Gawker]

3. I’m not a big fan of crime, but how much am I loving that Godmothers are becoming the new Godfathers. [Jezebel]

4. Effing banks. I put everything on a higher-limit credit card and just pay it off at the end of the month, so that I don’t risk overdraft charges. Overdraft charges are why I don’t truck with debit cards anymore. Well, that and you get frequent flyer miles with credit cards… [NYT]

5. Okay, cricket, Bollywood and cross-dressing. I want to see Dil Bole Hadippa so bad I could spit!