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Rock Me Like A Hurricane – Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn't Learn in Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro,

Is it really weird that I got all crazy horny during all the excitement about the hurricane? I think there is something really wrong with me because I keep trying to figure out what to put in my emergency kit in case I want to hook up with someone? I want to be prepared but I’m not sure what the essentials should include.


Potential Girl Scout

Dear PGS,

It is not “weird” to become turned on by danger and potentially life altering situations. In fact, after the tragic events of 9/11, there was a surge in what the media called “Terror Sex”. The idea, that all may be gone tomorrow so why not have lots of slutty-delicious adventures and live a little, is a natural phenomenon that many humans become wrapped up in. When we are told that the world we live in is about to end in some extreme way, our adrenalin starts to surge. This creates miscellaneous coping mechanisms. Everyone handles things differently. Whelming sexual urges is just one way. With all the hype over Hurricane Irene, it is no wonder you were turned on!

As for putting together an emergency kit, whether it is for hurricanes, earthquakes or monthly ovulation time, there are a few ways to go about it. After making sure you have things like an extra battery for your wireless devices, CASH, tampons, medications, water, food, candles and matches, you can get to the fun stuff. Here’s a handy starter list:

- charged vibrator (because you need to be clear headed)

- head lamp (to keep your hands free)

- chocolate

- condoms

- lube

- blindfold (also helps you sleep)

I would love to hear what other essentials FaN readers have for their Sexual Survival Emergency Kits! Please add your suggestions to the comments section!

Lust & Happiness,

Dr. Miro

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