Michele Agius is on vacation but will return next week. She has graciously (and foolhardily) allowed me to fill in today. I pre-apologize on her behalf. Back in 2007, a 19-year-old, pastor-in-training was arrested in Texas for shoving his then 2-month-old daughter into a microwave and turning it on. Thanks to Google, because this would-be pastor shares my name, the first thing that pops up in a search is this wonderful story. A few hits down, a separate article clarifies the facts: According to the Houston Chronicle, Detective Johnson testified that Mauldin first threw the baby on one of the beds in the hotel room. He then confessed to striking her in the groin, placing her in the hotel room safe, and then putting her in the refrigerator prior to placing her in the microwave oven. Fortunately for me, this situation hasn’t caused too much harm (not like, third degree burns or anything). A high percentage of my friends can process basic math and geography so, “holy shit, did you see this?” was the worst I had to deal with. But what if I was the same age as Mr. Mauldin? What if I lived in the same city? In a job market where employers are looking to disqualify me for even the simplest of discretions, what if they pulled that article up and decided to skip over my resume on the off chance it was me? What could I do about it? Who could I turn to in my hour of digital need?     Fret not hypothetical me, there is a blossoming cottage industry of companies specializing in making sure you’re never confused for a devil-possessed baby cooker again. So many in fact, that a quick Google search of “online reputation” yields an almost endless array of options. Now I know what you’re thinking, doesn’t this sound a lot like those fly-by-night operations in the 90s that guaranteed to fix your credit for a ridiculous fee? The ones that turned out to do nothing more than write a letter to your creditors, hoping your file had been misplaced? Steve Henn of NPR wondered the same thing in this illuminating piece for All Tech Considered yesterday. Henn followed the story of Pete Kistler, the co-owner of BrandYourself.com and minor celebrity whose business defining-story was picked up by The AP, USA Today, Forbes, CBS and NBC. “My GPA was 3.9. I had a bunch of relevant internships and I wanted to go into software,” Kistler says. “By a bunch, I mean dozens and dozens. And I’m not hearing back from anyone.”   Kistler says he was puzzled until a friend gave him a call. He worked at one of the companies Kistler had applied to. “And [he] said, ‘You won’t believe this, but they Googled you and they found another kid with your name that is a drug dealer and they thought that you were him,’ ” Kistler recounts.   Kistler says he still remembers the exact moment he Googled himself. “You know, my stomach dropped,” he says. “Everyone who Googles me thinks I am this kid — I am this drug dealer. And there are all these Google images of a car crash and a DUI.”   According to Kistler, there were many online management companies willing to help him but the cost was so high he couldn’t hire them. After missing out on multiple job opportunities due to what he was convinced were his Google search results, Kistler finally turned to a friend with knowledge of how companies accomplish what they promise. It’s called search engine optimization, or SEO. Kistler didn’t have the cash to pay for it while he was in college. So he and Ambron tackled the problem together — and realized that maybe there was a business in this for them. Search Engine Optimization, or SEO, basically floods search engines with positive stories, pushing...