THE HOT FLASHES [Procrastinate on This]

Oh, my gosh, this movie about a group of middle-aged ladies who used to be high school basketball stars looks totally cheesy, and predictable, and bottom feederish and Brooke Shieldish and Daryl Hannah’s plastic surgery is so bad the camera can barely stand to look at her-ish. But as soon as it’s out on video and I have a couple of hours alone, I’m totally going to watch the heck out of it. I can’t even begin to explain why. So ashamed.