Whatever Happened To Predictability? Jesse and the Rippers Are Back! Jul17

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Whatever Happened To Predictability? Jesse and the Rippers Are Back!

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Furthering his agenda of resurrecting everything he loved growing up, Jimmy Fallon will flick your 90s’ bean this Friday night by featuring a performance by John Stamos’ awesomely terrible television band Jesse and the Rippers.

Will Danny play rhythm guitar even though he’s totally not cool enough?

Will they change the band name to The Vulture at the last minute to capitalize on a more robust heavy metal market?

Will Jesse miss the gig by driving his motorcycle over a building ledge to prove to his old gang he’s still hard?

Will Dave Coulier implore Jimmy to cut-it-out with the 90s reunions?

Nah, but we might get a shitty Beach Boys cover: