Ask Dr. Miro: Getting Off in the Library [What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro,

I’ve always wanted to get off with someone (besides myself) in the library. How can I get my boyfriend to do this? I am totally up for returning the favor but he’s really shy. All those shelves of books with everyone being so serious and having to be quiet and studious and, well, wow – I’m getting turned on just thinking about it!!

Sincerely,
Horny Book Worm

Dear HBW,

The library is quite a sexy place! It is hard to imagine that your boyfriend would not be up for pleasuring you amongst the bookshelves with promises of reciprocity, but since he is not, you will need to start slowly.  Here are some steps for getting him into your “Micro Fiche”.

First, get him to come with you to your favorite section and then have a juicy make out session. See how that goes over. Ever so gently take his hand and put it between your legs. Again, check his comfort levels – I bet he will be getting pretty steamy. You can always back off a little bit by stepping away and getting a book, play hard to get even if he does not realize where this is going.

Grab an erotic sexuality text or perhaps a tome so dry that all you really can do is think amorous thoughts through your boredom. If you are in the atlas section you may have access to maps that can create a bit of privacy.  Whisper in his ear a few of the filthy things you want to do to him. Of course, you will have to judge how far to take this. Kiss and rub some more. You get the idea – it is certainly not as difficult as the Dewey Decimal System! Gently guide your shy man into all the nooks and crannies you need him to read and devour. Hopefully, his natural instincts will kick in, soon enough.

Remember to have patience, as this may not all happen in one sitting. We all know that anything worthwhile takes a bit of work and practice so you may be visiting the library quite a bit before his Longfellow rears up. Of course, wearing clothing that is easy access is pretty important, too. Skirts with no panties, drawstring pants and unless you want to go back to the self-help section, those tights better not have a crotch!

With just a little bit of coaxing and positive reinforcement you will get your sexy library fantasy, in no time.

Helpful Hint: bring a “table cloth” to cover the desk so no one can see what is happening underneath.

Lust & Happiness,
Dr. Miro

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