Ask Dr. Miro: Sexy Anything Role Play [What You Didn’t Learn In Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro,

I want to get into some role-playing with my girlfriend but don’t know how to start. Am I a creep for wanting to see her dressed like a schoolgirl or stewardess? I don’t want her to think I’m not into her out of costume because I am, but I just want a little something different once in a while.  How do I do this?

Guy Cree P.

Dear GCP,

What perfect timing. Halloween is approaching and you know what that means? It’s the time of year when most women can be convinced to dress up as Sexy Anything! You name it: Sexy Doctor, Sexy School Girl, Sexy Zombie… Right now, there are tons of costume supply stores just waiting for you to come in and BUY, BUY, and BUY as many sexy outfits as your credit allows. Take charge and figure out fun places to party this weekend so you have an excuse to buy some costumes. Go ahead, take your lady shopping for Halloween sluttiness (do NOT forget the wigs or heels) and then reap the benefits all year round. Really get into character while playing your new personas throughout the week. If you buy her the Naughty School Girl get-up, figure out your Strict Teacher look. Just think of all the disciplinary implements you can carry in your briefcase. A Slutty Flight Attendant requires a Demanding Pilot or a Willing Passenger and, we all know a tramp like Little Red Riding Hood needs her Big Bad Wolf. The fantasies to choose from are endless! Have fun with this and see where it takes you.

Hey, you might be a creep, but certainly NOT for wanting to have a little bit of fun with your girlfriend. In fact, I think it’s really great that you want to do this with her and not just find someone else. That seems like the opposite of creepy!

Lust & Happiness,
Dr. Miro

BONUS: Response To ‘Itchy Southern Sweet Tooth”: Do not put any more Candy Corns in your puss. No matter how tempting, keep it in your mouth. Those sugar and dyes are barely acceptable for oral consumption, let alone vulvular!

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