WALKING DEAD, BREAKING BAD, and DEXTER Converse??? If you buy me a pair of these, you’re getting a full-on kiss on the mouth. With tongue. That’s all I have to say on that subject. Click HERE to buy a pair for $85. ~via The Laughing...

… because I’m sure there’s an adult on your list that’s still afraid of the dark. Click on the pic below to order your pair from Opulent Items for $40. ~via...

1. At only $5, this set of Girl Scout Cookie Flavored Lip Balms are the perfect small gift for the Girl Scout Cookie enthusiast on your list — though seriously that would be the entire list because who doesn’t love Girl Scout cookies? Mmm, samoas… Pick up your set at WalMart or Claire’s. [Jezebel] 2. You can now get Bert and Ernie on your TomTom GPS system, and the ad for this newish feature is pretty frickin’ funny. Oh, Bert and Ernie… [The Mary Sue] 3. No better time than the holidays to post this article about “the best ways to keep stress and anxiety at bay.” I have got to get back to daily meditation. [Lifehacker] 4. Something else to contemplate: the odds of your existence are pretty slim. Check out this infographic. [BoingBoing] 5. Is it cold where you are? These pictures of celebrity vacation homes (including Bruce Willis and Mick Jagger) will warm you up. Or fill you with icw-cold jealousy. One of those. [Curbed] 6. And just in case this Thanksgiving made you actually love your family more for some weird reason, here are some great concept designs for zombie-proofing your home. [12 Futuristic Finalists: Zombie Safe House Competition] 7. NASA’s accepting astronaut applications for an asteroid mission right now. Yes, seriously. [NASA] 8. Apparently Salvation Army Ringers have climbed aboard with iSquare and will now be accepting credit cards. Seriously, if you own a small or one-man business and still insist on dealing in cash, you’re an idiot. Even I have an iSquare, and whenever someone makes me pay cash for an item over $20, I’m like, “Have you heard of iSquare, bitch?” Okay, I don’t say “bitch” … but I’m thinking it. I’m thinking it hard. [The Consumerist]...

Sometimes, I think, “TTL I blog at Fierce and Nerdy” because who else but you, me, and the rest of our readers would actually consider buying this $16 Personal Library Kit (which allows you to turn 20 of your books into library versions, so the folks you loan them to remember to give them back) as a Secret Santa gift? ~via...

Yeah, at $25 dollars, this isn’t the cheapest bookmark I’ve ever seen, but dang if it isn’t the cleverest. Go HERE to buy yours. ~via...

Sadly this is not a working toilet. In fact it’s only 12 inches tall IRL. But if you’ve got an eccentric geek on your holiday list, have we got the $500 work of art for you. Click on the below pic to buy from Etsy seller, PCB creations. ~via...

Seriously, it’s only $15. Why are you buying this for every nerdy tea drinker you know like yesterday? The holiday season is right around the corner. Click on the pic below to buy yours from ModCloth. ~via...