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Fantasy Girl Freak Out: Ask Dr. Miro [What You Didn’t Learn in Health Class]

Dear Dr. Miro,

I told my girlfriend that I fantasized about her when I was Jilling-Off and she freaked out!! I’m not sure what upset her because I think it’s the highest compliment I could give someone. She called me a disgusting freak and now I feel like she is telling all our friends I’m a pervert. What went wrong? How do I stop feeling guilty about rubbing one off?

Guilty Hornster For My Girl


Try not to allow yourself to succumb to this guilt. It is perfectly healthy to satisfy yourself sexually. In fact, it is an important skill that should be mastered! This is tricky because on one hand, you are correct. How amazing to know you are someone’s fantasy – when you could “have” anyone you desire while fantasizing and you chose your significant other! I think that is a beautiful thing and yes, a great compliment.

What may be at work here are preconceived ideologies that simply do not match up. Is she offended by the fact you indulge in self-pleasuring or was it that you “used” her as material? For some, the concept of Solo-Sexy time is hard to swallow, rendering them extremely uncomfortable. Even though an awful lot of folks participate in such activities, it may be viewed as wrong as a result of their specific moral compass.

Have a conversation with your Lady about some of the benefits of Tending Your Skittles, such as better vascular and muscular health as well as a fabulous stress reducer. You may be a disgusting pervert but it has nothing to do with your fantasies! It could be fun to talk a bit about the role of fantasy and the discovery of your favorite erogenous zones both on yourself and each other. This may be a great opportunity for you and your Special Friend to get to know each other in ways you have never dared. However, do not let the opinions of others hinder a healthy exploration of your sexuality. If Girlfriend does not understand this, perhaps it is time to find someone who shares your zeal.

Lust & Happiness,
Dr. Miro

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