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JEM Gets a Viral Video Makeover [Procrastinate on This]
Do you think you love Jem? Do you really? Because let me tell you something, son: nobody loves Jem like I love me some Jem. Don’t even try to challenge me on this, because it will end with me singing BOTH versions of the opening song, along with long-memorized renditions of forgotten-by-you classics like, “All’s Right with the World.”
But I’m not here to talk about my superior love for the most under appreciated soap opera disguised as a cartoon ever (really, they never should have canceled it, because I’d still be watching). I’m just here to let you know that they’re showing the series on a newish network called the hub now. And they’ve recruited the guy from Honey Badger Don’t Care to do the promos.
Did I mention that I’m a bigger Jem fan than you are? I just really want to make sure we’re all clear on that. ~via Jezebel
No. No. No sorry. But No. You are NOT a bigger Jem fan than I am. Can you sing BOTH theme songs words for word? How many of her video’s have you downloaded? Did you make the mistake of not knowing that The Misfits was an actual real band of punk rock men from LA until you were well into high school, even though you happen to be a punk/metal/rock chick yourself? Did you use 6 years of roller derby to play Jem dress up for every game and television appearance? Did you post that Jem viral video on your facebook page first, or did I? Did you find that video on my facebook page, you know you did. How many Jem dolls did you have? I had the complete band!
You may think you know Jem trivia, but I will BURY you will facts.
You can love Jem. i’m sure that you do. But you do not have the same love for Jem that I have. Cause me and my friends? ARE Jem girls!
“……Jem is truly outrageous, truly truly truly outrageous, woa Jem the music’s contagious, outrageous, Jem is my name no one else if the same……we are the Misfits are songs are better we are the Misfits, the Misfits and we’re gonna get her…..”
What, what!?! Love me some Jem!!!