Oh, It’s Tuesday: Really Quick

We have SO much good stuff for you today, so I’m ceding my usual 5:30am spot to “Guess the Lyric” in order to get everything in. Trust me, much more interesting than listening to me rant about how I will absolutely, never, ever, ever watch Paris Hilton’s new reality show, “My New BFF.” But just so you know, I would absolutely never, ever, ever watch it. Ever.