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One More Thing Before We Go: What. The. Eff.

Check out this Evil Knievel Children’s Chopper for ages 3-6. Today’s kids are so frickin lucky. I’m actually planning not to get Betty one of these, b/c they’re like $400. Also, I would be so jealous that my extreme bitterness could compromise our relationship. Ima just sayin, don’t complain, Kids of Today. You don’t know how good you got it.