Procrastinate on This! Darth Vader Likes Kittens

I’ve got so much to do before my L.A. babyshower, including cleaning up for our 3 super-special out-of-town guests. Dudes, any ideas on how to de-catify a house for an allergic visitor? He’ll be with us for like a week and I don’t want him to be miserable.

Anyway, I’m busy, but that definitely shouldn’t stop the rest of you from procrastinating on the below…

Luke! Luke! Wake up! Seriously how frakkin' cool is this Sakar Darth Vader alarm clock? And it's only $30! Click on pic for more info

1. I’m not mad that Arthur Kade is obvs a jerk, claiming that he refuses to have relations with any woman who isn’t completely shaven, and has actually kicked women out of bed for violating his sacred rule. I’m more upset that even after hearing about this, that there are still women out there who are willing to date him. [Jezebel]

2. Good idea or bad? Background music in libraries? [Guardian]

3. Apparently the recession is really taking it’s toll on Americans. Sales of sleeping pills are through the roof. [NYT]

4. If you, like me, are trying not to spend a ton of money on baby clothes, then do not go to this site — especially if you love music. [My Baby Rocks]

5. I seriously think this kitten is trying to cute us to death. [College Humor]