Procrastinate on This! Cleveland Rocks — But Not Really

From the comments of Ryan Dixon’s Fierce Anticipation, in which he laid out a video argument for just how bad Cleveland sucks (especially when compared to Pittsburgh).

Jersey Joe: Cleveland is a rather clean and quiet city, but has very passionate sports fans […] When you say Cleveland to most Pittsburgh fans, they immediately think of the Browns. But me, why does Drew Carey come to mind, first?

Ryan: Maybe because you watch more hours of TV than Joe Biden has hair plugs.

Ernessa: Drew comes to mind for me, too, which proves the power of suggestion. If you sing something over and over again, people will start to believe it even if it’s clearly untrue: