Procrastinate on This! Dolphins Enjoy Murder. Exterminate! Exterminate!

Okay, so I’m technically on vacation, but I technically cannot really take a vacation. I wrote novel pages every day on my honeymoon (I adore writing in hotels), blogged in Belgium (I adore writing in hotels), and launched Fierce and Nerdy while weekending in Long Beach — have I mentioned that I adore writing in hotels?

Anyway, this is all to say that I tend to do a lot of work while on vacation, so even I need to Procrastinate on This! today. Without further ado…

1. According to Mike over at The Amazing Adventures of an (Ex-) Ex-Pat, those cutie-pie male dolphins are actually horny, vicious baby-killers!

I’ve been doing a little bit of reading about that lovable and intelligent species, the dolphin. And by “lovable” and “intelligent”, I mean “murderous”… According to marine biologists, it all comes down to f*cking. As you might know, dolphins are one of very few species (if not the only, other than humans), who have sex for the sole purpose of pleasure. Well… Female dolphins are unavailable to be sexed up when they’ve got a kid in tow. So adult male dolphins literally beat the life out of infant dolphins, in order to free their moms up to f*ck more. Holy hell!

Read the rest of the sad but true dolphin facts here.

2. Wow! Wow! Wow! Go here to view the coolest gingerbread ever, including a gingerbread Tardis, a gingerbread laptop, and a gingerbread submarine. I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again, this world that we’ve built is a very good place. [Geekologie]

3. Holy lil’ misguided Beyonces! Though, I think more marriage-minded ladies should either get a ring or get out of long-term relationships, I hope to God that there will never be a YouTube video of Betty Angela doing this or this. [Negative Natalie]

4. This is NSFW and Rated-R for our younger readers — which probably means it doesn’t belong in the PoT! but alas, I couldn’t figure out where else to put it and it’s kind of a must-watch. [Frank’s Wild Lunch]

5. No matter how big of a Dr. Who fan I am, I will always be outclassed and out-Christmas tree-ed by Lindsey Testolin. Example #1: her Dalek Christmas tree (pictured above). [Boing Boing]