Procrastinate on This! [Friday Edition]

You know how every Friday I’ve been saying that I’ve absolutely no time to actually procrastinate on this! Well, not today. Today, I will not only be procrastinating, but then I’m going to allow myself to read for a whole uninterrupted hour, b/c it’s my birthday weekend — what, that’s the kind of stuff I know myself digs!

These football sausages are $26, but they'd totally be the hit of your Super Bowl party. Click on the pic for more info. (LikeCool)

These football sausages are $26, but they'd totally be the hit of your Super Bowl party. Click on the pic for more info. (LikeCool)

1. My first thought, after only gettiing through the first few paragraphs into this article about “modern cavemen” was “Douchebags with too much time on their hands.” Then I stopped reading. Let me know how far you get. [NYT]

2. Oh man! No new Star Trek installment until June 29, 2012. I’ll (hopefully) have another kid before they get around to giving me my nanu! Woe is me! [Gawker]

3. Vote for computer engineer Barbie. Yes, seriously! [Topless Robot]

4. Sorry, I’m so late to referring you to Jezebel’s list of the Worst BFs of the Decade. So spot-on. [Jezebel]

5. Presented without comment, the trailer for the new Karate Kid: