Procrastinate on This [Friday Edition]

In lieu of an apology for not being around much online or off the last three weeks, I’ll just post this (slightly edited) email that I sent our co-editor, Amy Robinson, this morning:

My inbox is currently FUBAR […] Last big deadline of the season is on Saturday and then, I’m going to be so stellar … starting Monday.

So, you know, looking forward to actually being a decent editor-in-chief again next week. Til then, here’s a big ol’ batch of procrastination. As you know, no matter how much I’ve got on my plate, I will always, always put your Friday procrastination needs first.

Every so once in a while I stop to wonder if I'm a geek or a hipster. According to this infographic, I'm really just a geek. How about you? Click on the pic to make larger ~ via LikeCool

1. Apparently, Americans hate California more than any other state in the Union, including New Jersey! New Jersey!!! In other news, haters be cray-cray. The writer of this post says that it’s not because these folks are jealous, to which I say, yeah, right. Most haters don’t get they’re jealous b-words, which is why they’re haters, and — getting back to my original statement — totally cray-cray. Someone please call me right now, so that I can hear my ringtone, which is “I Love L.A.” #straightrepresentinLA4lifeyo  [Gawker]

2. Check out the free course offerings for writers and readers at iTunes U. [GalleyCat]

3. I think everyone should read this fascinating and scary post: “What Does Science Fiction Tell Us About the Future of Reproductive Rights.” [Jezebel]

4. Seth Godin has some insightful thoughts on engaging with criticism. [Seth’s Blog]

5. History buffs (like my husband) should appreciate this “The Weirdest Unsolved Mysteries of WWII” post. Ghosts and alien theories abound. [i09]

6. One of my favorite book bloggers (mostly b/c her reading tastes run just as random as mine) reviews THE TINY BOOK OF TINY STORIES by Joseph Gordon-Levitt. According to her it’s beyond adorable, just like its writer. [Reads4Pleasure]

7. Got nothing to do this weekend? I’ve got four words for you: DIY Wonder Woman Flats. Bam! You’re welcome. Click through for the instructional video. [The Mary Sue]

8. We must be feeling positively apocalyptic these days. Here’s the trailer for 4:44: LAST DAY ON EARTH. Abel Ferrara’s much more gritty take on the current “end of days” trend, starring Willem Defoe.