Procrastinate on This! Friday Edition [It’s Almost Halloween!]

Happy Almost Halloween! I know that we did a Halloween edition last week, but it is HALLOWEEN, so we’re doing it one mo time. Have fun!

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1. The perfect Halloween gift for your favorite crafty pre-teen: A Robert Pattison cross-stitch pattern. Dreamy. [Gawker]

2. I love the NYT’s Modern Love column, but I think I would find a movie version pretty scary as far as love goes. [Jezebel]

3. Need a snarky last-minute costume? [Thundersquee]

4. According to number-crunching Canadian scientists (who apparently have a lot more time on their hands than American scientists), we would never survive a zombie apocalypse. That’s okay, b/c I’ve always figured I wouldn’t want to survive if all my loved ones were turned into zombies. I’m a people person. [GeeksPodcast]

5. I still  can’t decide if i actually want to see Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant. But I love John C. Reilly, and it would probably be a great Halloween date night. Anyway, check out the trailer below and weigh in.