Procrastinate on This! Friday Edition [March 5, 2010]

Oh guys, it seems like I blink these days and I’m already saying goodbye to you for the week! First of all, we had a particularly high numbers week, so thank you, thank you, thank you again for coming back every day and making this blog totally worth it. Second of all, here’s hoping that this weekend is less snowy, rainy, and earthquakey than last one. Cheers!

If the aim of this picture was to make me squee all over myself with nerdy joy -- mission accomplished. Click on the pic for further deets.

If the aim of this picture was to make me squee all over myself with nerdy joy -- mission accomplished. Click on the pic for further deets.

1. Just in case you (like me) are occasionally in need of homespun constipation cures*. [TMI — haha, just kidding — it’s from Jezebel]

2. Are you planning Oscar snacks? I think I might break out the French Onion Dip at the very least. Anywho, before you leave the office, here are some tips on winning your Oscar pool. [Gawker]

3. I meant to post awhile ago the NYT’s Modern Love Editor’s insights on … well.. love. Anyway, as one might imagine, he’s got a lot to say on the subject. [NYT]

4. I can’t bear the taste of Peeps. But the Washington Post’s “Peep Show III” is pretty effin fantastic. [WP via My You Really Have Put on Weight]

5. Okay, I’m posting the book trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. So please no more emails and FB messages about how I should post this — though I agree, it is pretty awesome. [Topless Robot]

*Yes, I made the first bit of procrastination brown on purpose, b/c deep down inside, I’m still seven-years-old.