Procrastinate on This! From Africa to Gawker to Judge Fudge
Now guys, I don’t want to call myself a “hero” or anything. But despite having like the worse 24/7 morning sickness (which I rather nobly have barely mentioned), I’m doing my due diligence and making sure that you guys have plenty of non-work to keep you occupied for at least twenty minutes worth of procrastination.
You don’t have to kiss my ring or anything, just realize that I obviously love you. A lot.
1. Let’s start in Africa shall we? I have no place to wear them, yet I’m dying to own one of these super-expensive looking African-Inspired Japanese kimonos. Check out the entire collection here.
2. Let us make no mistake, I have no plans to see Ice Age 3. But I am impressed that they managed to squeeze yet another good teaser trailer out of their bad-luck, acorn-loving prehistoric squirrel. Check out the trailer here.
3. And if you haven’t been reading Gawker all week, they’ve been on fire: Apparently that Deep Impact NYC disaster scenario could really happen; like Ronald Regan, Obama might still be smoking; this is worst idea of the year; and this might just be the worst idea ever; practical tips for saving your money if you’re an out-and-abouter; can Obama pass an executive order for no more stupid obama stuff?; I will go see this movie and I will cry just like they want me to; best recession news ever if you hate on reality shows like I do; I don’t want my kid to dream of being a b-ball star, but I also don’t want her/im to dream of being a professional gamer; oh love, apparently gigolos are doing better than mistresses right now; and last but not least, meh!
4. Is it wrong (or legal) to want one of these?
[Source: Arbroath]
5. And after the jump, Judge Fudge another great Amy Robinson introduction. Excuse me, I have to go now, as I’m too busy being delicious.
It seems like you want to get our kid a lot of unsafe things?
It seems like you want to get our kid a lot of unsafe things?
Luckily, s/he'll have you around for protection.
Luckily, s/he'll have you around for protection.
I'm afraid you want pay back for all this morning sickness
I'm afraid you want pay back for all this morning sickness
It's not wrong to want one – it would be wrong to want THAT one, though. Who in their right mind thinks that a baby would fall asleep with all of that drill noise?
Plus, I love how when he asks the kid (somewhat rhetorically), "What do you think?", the kid gives him this non-plussed look. Obviously he's not a fan…
It's not wrong to want one – it would be wrong to want THAT one, though. Who in their right mind thinks that a baby would fall asleep with all of that drill noise?
Plus, I love how when he asks the kid (somewhat rhetorically), "What do you think?", the kid gives him this non-plussed look. Obviously he's not a fan…
Agreed! But if the guy could rig it to a small quiet engine. He might have something there.
Agreed! But if the guy could rig it to a small quiet engine. He might have something there.