Procrastinate on This! There’s No Peeing on Bathroom Seats in Roller Derby!

Well, CH’s niece and nephew are coming into town for some awesome summer vacay, so I’m busy trying to get a bunch of stuff done before they land. But just in case you’re in a position to procrastinate, please avail yourself of this lovely list.

Srsly, somebody please stop me from buying Betty one of these $50 baby costumes for Halloween. Click on pic for the deets.

1. First of all, Eww! [Gawker]

2. And double Eww! Seriously, fellow ladies, don’t commit these bathroom crimes. [Jezebel]

3. Did your state make the National Journals “Six Most Dysfunctional Governments” list? Cali did. Fun times. [National Journal Online via My You Really Have Put on Weight]

4. If you’re hopped up on pregnancy or postpartum hormones, the 12 Most Iconic pictures might make you cry. Really they might make you cry even if neither of those situations applies to you. [Swick via Something to Say]

5. Obvs I had to talk about the new trailer for Whip It! which is based on a novel by fellow retired LA Derby Doll, Maggie Mayhem. Really I only have three things to say about the movie after seeing the trailer: CAN’T FREAKIN’ WAIT!