1. At only $5, this set of Girl Scout Cookie Flavored Lip Balms are the perfect small gift for the Girl Scout Cookie enthusiast on your list — though seriously that would be the entire list because who doesn’t love Girl Scout cookies? Mmm, samoas… Pick up your set at WalMart or Claire’s. [Jezebel] 2. You can now get Bert and Ernie on your TomTom GPS system, and the ad for this newish feature is pretty frickin’ funny. Oh, Bert and Ernie… [The Mary Sue] 3. No better time than the holidays to post this article about “the best ways to keep stress and anxiety at bay.” I have got to get back to daily meditation. [Lifehacker] 4. Something else to contemplate: the odds of your existence are pretty slim. Check out this infographic. [BoingBoing] 5. Is it cold where you are? These pictures of celebrity vacation homes (including Bruce Willis and Mick Jagger) will warm you up. Or fill you with icw-cold jealousy. One of those. [Curbed] 6. And just in case this Thanksgiving made you actually love your family more for some weird reason, here are some great concept designs for zombie-proofing your home. [12 Futuristic Finalists: Zombie Safe House Competition] 7. NASA’s accepting astronaut applications for an asteroid mission right now. Yes, seriously. [NASA] 8. Apparently Salvation Army Ringers have climbed aboard with iSquare and will now be accepting credit cards. Seriously, if you own a small or one-man business and still insist on dealing in cash, you’re an idiot. Even I have an iSquare, and whenever someone makes me pay cash for an item over $20, I’m like, “Have you heard of iSquare, bitch?” Okay, I don’t say “bitch” … but I’m thinking it. I’m thinking it hard. [The Consumerist]...