Project Runway Season 11: Finale Part 2! It’s Over Bitches… Drops The Mike. [Runway Rund...

Well, it’s over… We finally reached the end of the season, dear readers. I know many of you abandoned this season long ago when we all started to realize this whole teams business was a big mistake. For those of you that stuck with it like I have (read: had to) you can go clean up all those wine bottles and throw out those caffeine pills you were taking to stay awake. Let’s all take one last stroll through this season’s finale shall we? As always, there are spoilers ahead, so be warned (if you actually care)… So here we are with our final three designers, Michelle, Stanley and Patricia. I must say at this point...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 13, Season Finale Part 1… Drag...

Well kids, Lifetime opted to drag this shit out for even one more torturous week. They couldn’t just wrap it up with one nice big long finale, they had to squeak out one more damn episode and water down what has ultimately been the 2nd to worst season yet. (The worst being when they...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 12 – Come On… Get This O...

Previously on Dawson’s Creek, I mean Project Runway… We were anxiously (read:bored) waiting to see what would become of poor Michelle and her “do or die” moment. Cliffhangers are such a thrill, I can hardly contain my excitement, and by that I mean: even in the poor...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 11 Pocahontas Inspired Trash Bags Fo...

I don’t know how any of you do it! Week after week you manufacture drama out of the most boring crop of half baked designers we have seen in the 11 seasons of this show. I’m talking of course to you: the Editors of Project Runway Season 11: Teams Edition. I can picture you all...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 10 Avant Garddamn This Season Will N...

*Picks the glass of wine up, takes a sip and sighs deeply* Is it over yet?! Did they just shoot them all and bury them somewhere by the airport hoping nobody has actually been watching? Please tell me this season is like a bad dream within a dream and I’ll wake soon to find that tonight...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 9 – Seriously… Send Them...

God! How bad did last week’s work suck?! Poor Amanda was sent packing for THE worst showings by an entire group in the history of project runway. Alas, they didn’t take me or Heidi’s advice and send them all home, so I guess we get another challenge to critique. I have to...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 8 – Send Them ALL Home! Sad St...

Ok readers, is anyone else over this season as much as I am yet? While I had high hopes for this “Teams Edition” to bring something new to the game, all it has done is water down the designs and allow the contestants to aim for being safe… As long as they look around the...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 7 Prom On A Budget! [Runway Rundown]

Last week we saw the demise of our dear friend Albino Bellhop’s dream of being the next great american designer. (Yeah, Next great american designer that nobody really knows anything about or hears from again after this reality show…) Honestly Ben, I think you dodged a bullet. The...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 6 – This Episode Sponsored By ...

Last week on The Facts Of Life, we left Jo struggling to put a zipper into her chiffon strapless dress as Tootie laughed in the corner having finished her garment — she was just waiting for her model to return from the L’Oreal Paris makeup room. Mrs. Garrett was rounding up the...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 5 Bruised Wookie Realness! [Runway R...

Well readers, we are another week into our newest season of the Runway Rundown and I have to say, we are starting to see who has the talent and who has just been skirting (bad pun) by. I do feel however, no one this season has really stepped up yet and owned the competition showing total...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 4 – Prickly Floral Cosby Sweat...

This was the week all the designers were dreading, but sick bitches like myself were waiting for: the first big Unconventional Materials Challenge! I love seeing designers get super creative with essentially miscellaneous junk, so let’s see how they fared this week. As always, watch the...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 3 – Surprise! I Made This Ugly...

Last week’s “Ball Fest” led to this week’s “Bawl Fest.” I missed Susan Sarandon’s boobs this week, they could have helped to lighten the mood as our designers reached the first challenge full of over confidence, self doubt, some hideous choices and a...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 2 – BALLS To The Wall! [Runway...

Since the designers phoned it in for the most part on this episode of Project Runway, I was halfway tempted to just recap my favorite episode of 227 from 1986, but I’ll be nice and stick to my weekly bitchfest as planned and save my “Maaaaaaaaary…” musings for another...

Project Runway Season 11: Episode 1 – Everyone Share Your Toys! ...

Here we go again readers, we are off on another amazing adventure of hideous Poly-Blends, achingly beautiful garments out left field, gossipy moments in the aisles of MOOD and some stitch and bitch backstabbing. Season 11 of Project Runway: Teams Edition has begun! I always find that I love...

Project Runway Season 11 Pre-Show Rundown! [A Tall Glass of Shame]

Get ready, because next week, an all new Season of Project Runway hits the air, and my bitchy commentary will start to flow like the mighty Mississippi! Season 10 turned out to be a bit of a snooze-fest and shaking things up is exactly what the reality series Project Runway needed, so for...

Project Runway Season 10: The Finale! This Is No Time To Be Petulant! ...

Well dear readers, we have come to the end of yet another season of PROJECT RUNWAY. This season boasted about having the best group of designers yet as it was celebrating it’s tenth season on the air. Do you agree? I certainly don’t, but I did find a few gems in the murky waters...

Project Runway Season 10: Finale Part 1 Bad Wigs and Black Fabric! [Ru...

The finale is but mere moments away, but first we have to slog through the 2nd to last episode where we get see what our final group is really doing with their collections. Surprised? Excited? Horrified? Are they a bunch of hacks or truly beaming stars of this reality franchise? Any thoughts?...

Project Runway Season 10: Episode 12 Well Blah Dee Blah! [Runway Rundo...

It seems every year I need to define the term “Avante Garde” for you all and this year I can add the judges to the list of people who might do with a good once over of the definition of the term. Avante Garde is defined as the following: the advance group in any field, especially...

Project Runway Season 10: Episode 11 – Birth Control For Designe...

Blah blah Spoilers ahead, go watch the show if you haven’t already, now let’s get down to business… First off let me just say that this week’s show had more screaming and whining babies than any episode before, and that was just the contestants. The challenge at hand...

Project Runway Season 10: Episode 10 …And Turn, And Kick, And Ba...

Where oh where do I even begin with this week’s glitz, glamour, and seriously hideous garments? There were things that went down the runway that even I, in my worst booze soaked Halloween shopping trip, wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole in somebody else’s hands. When we...

Project Runway Season 10: Episode 9 Make Your Own Damn Fabric! [Runway...

Alright bitches, we are down to the final 8! It only took half a season but finally we got rid of enough dead weight to proclaim some sort of hollow victory… Regardless kids, we are halfway home, so stop asking if we are there yet and let’s dish about the fabulous and the fugly we...

And Now It’s Time For A Breakdown! Project Runway Season 10: Epi...

Ok kids, I leave for one week and all hell breaks loose! Ok all hell didn’t break loose but I like to believe I am important so I say these things aloud often and with gusto. We have a lot of ground to cover since I have been away at Burning Man sporting and seeing many questionable...

Project Runway Season 10: Episode 6 Real Bitches Got Curves! [Runway R...

Here’s the usual warning everybody… If you haven’t watched the episode, there will be spoilers so go watch your recorded episode or catch it online, then come back and read my cheers and jeers. You can also chime in with a comment and let me know if you disagree with my...

Project Runway Season 10 Episode 5: Tim Gunn’s Designer Day Care...

WARNING READERS!!! As always if you haven’t watched the show, go sit your ass down in front of that DVR and then come back to join in on the snark after… Hello everyone and welcome to Tim Gunn’s Designer Day Care, do you have a little designer you’d like to drop off?...

Project Runway Season 10: Episodes 3 and 4 [Runway Rundown]

Well kids, it has been a looooong two weeks over here at Fierce and Nerdy with our little vacay in full effect and it appears we have A LOT to talk about in regards to that little show Project Runway. There were bitchy comments, “helpful” advice, people crying, people leaving, and...

This Is A Glue The Sh*t Out Of It Moment! [Runway Rundown]

Upon re-watching last week’s episode I would like to add a slap of the hand to one Michael Kors… Mr. Kors Take off your shades please! You are judging a competition based on truly seeing the garments and unless you are rocking a fan and are Karl F’in Lagerfeld, I don’t...

Project Runway, Season 10 Episode 1: Sew Many Damn Contestants! [Runwa...

Well here we go again! Season 10 of the beloved reality competition Project Runway is underway with what looks like a strong group of contenders. As with every season the first episode or two are hard to get through as you try to figure out who is who in this crowd of 16 designers. It is...

Drab or Fab? Project Runway Season 10 Begins! [A Tall Glass of Shame]

Alright kids, it is time once again to crack open the closet and play dress up with Project Runway. Season 10 of the beloved reality competition begins tonight at 9pm (8 central) on Lifetime Television for Women and Gay Men! As usual I will be your cohort along for the ride with weekly...

Project Runway: Season 9 Finale! Hit? Run? Hit and Run? [Runway Rundow...

Well kids it has been an eventful, tear filled season. I’ve been watching Project Runway with all of you and tonight it was brought to an inevitable end. This episode is always the one that divides viewers and starts debate in many gay circles over who’s prints were best, who...

Project Runway: Season 9 – Episode 13 Tim Gunn’s Home Shop...

This week’s episode is that calm before the storm, the episode where Tim Gunn does his home visits and we discover who our final three are for the season. This is make it or break it time for our designers and with only five weeks to produce a full collection on their own, they need...

Project Runway: Season 9 – Episode 12 The Final Challenge [Runwa...

Now I want to start this week by saying that it has been a while since I attempted to throw together an entire dress in a day… but this week I made a dress for my partner to go as “Carrie” for a party we are throwing. The make-it-work moments and time crunch helped me...

Project Runway: Season 9 – Episode 11 High Fashion Tarred and Fe...

You know when you walk by a pet store and you see those old sad looking birds on a perch and they seem like they are just waiting for death? Well this week on Project Runway, one contestant created an outfit that pretty much sums up that scenario as a whole. For their challenge the designers...

Project Runway: Season 9 – Episode 10 – Here A Maxi, There...

Ok everybody, we are down to the final 7 designers! It seems like just last week little Olivier was auf’d and sent home, oh wait it was just last week. This is usually when the cream has risen to the top and the designs are impressive across the board right? Well at least this week we...

Project Runway: Season 9 – Episode 9 Menswear, Like Simple Math,...

What can take a perfectly good group of designers on Project Runway and turn them into the equivalent of a sewing class full of lumberjacks? Menswear… The most dreaded of all challenges every year seems to be this one, and this week it proved to be one hell of a tall order to ask of our...

Project Runway: Season 9 – Episode 8 “Boobies, Boobies, Bo...

“American men, as a group, seem to be interested in only two things, money and breasts. It seems a very narrow outlook.” – Hedy Lamarr Let me begin this week by stating a fact: real women have curves! Let me state another fact: Designers on Project Runway are terrified of...

Project Runway: Season 9 – Episode 7 Mom And Dad Stop Fighting, ...

Avante-garde damn last week was exhausting! I almost couldn’t get out of bed to meet all the designers again in the workroom, the pain was just too fresh. Alas and alack I pulled up my bootstraps and managed to slug my way over to Parsons to get down to business, and boy did I regret...

Project Runway: Season 9 – Episode 6 En Garde for Avante-Garde! [Runwa...

Oh my Garde, this week was a mess on that runway! It seems the kids were a bit exhausted after last week’s non-stop bitch fest when the contestants were dropping like flies! This week we have reached the Avante-Garde challenge that in years past has produced some amazing creations. One...

Project Runway: Season 9 – Episode 4 How many ways can Nina say NO?! [...

It was bound to happen dear readers, eventually the time would come when the challenge was brought forth to slay the dragon with your bare hands… I’m talking of course about designing a daytime to nighttime look for none other than Nina Garcia herself. I hope the designers had a...

Project Runway: Episode 3 Fugly on stilts! [Runway Rundown]

This week the designers were asked to “Think Big” by a stilt walking Heidi Klum. Away we went into the world of the circus, as the designers fought the urge to make an ugly clown costume all while throwing around the word couture where it does NOT belong. Heidi had with her one...

Project Runway Season 9: Episode 2 Review-Recap [Runway Rundown]

Our resident designer dishes on the designers of PROJECT RUNWAY Spoiler Alert! If you have Project Runway DVR’d and you don’t want to know the outcome hit the back button now, OR check out my rundown of the first show HERE. Everyone else come sit by me and let me tell you a little...

Zack Bunker on Project Runway – Season 9: The Crazy Has Begun [Tall Gl...

Calling all Designers! (And gays, ladies with a sewing machine, wanna-be seamstress fashionistas and generally fierce bitches!) Project Runway has returned this Summer to Lifetime TV for Season 9 with what looks to be a highly talented group of crazy! In most recent years the first episode...